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It’s Monday. Just watch the video. I wasn’t sure whether to file it under Men or Women. I chose both.

Celebrity Mania has some not so surprising news about the Material Girl and her comparatively baby-aged BF Jesus:

Madonna has reportedly split from her much younger boyfriend Jesus Luz, because they do not have common things to talk about. Bringing up the news was Hollyscoop, which cited a friend of the “Material Girl” as saying, “As Madonna told me, ‘We’ve just run out of things to talk about. I mean, it’s really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, but that’s about it.’ “

“The problem with Jesus is as simple as it is obvious,” the friend further shared the obvious. “It’s the age difference. He’s 23. She’s 51. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people. He’s perfectly nice, a gentleman and very smart. But they are in such different places in their lives.”

Another source pointed out on why the relationship could last for a year. “The physical intimacy they share is strong and powerful,” the source said. “Look, here’s the simple and honest truth: she was swept away by him and she even thought she could marry him. It happens. It was a sexy fantasy. She’s only human.”

The Kermit one is my favorite.

This is a great commercial. Slightly NSFW.

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Ok to be fair I’m sure that we’ve all driven in the carpool lane atleast once went we did not technically count as a carpool. Sometimes you can justify taking a short cut to an off ramp, but this person went a little over the top.

She was pulled over when a police officer became suspicious of her sunglasses wearing passenger because it was a yucky, overcast, gray day.

As it turned out he was right to be suspicious because her passenger was none other than a mannequin!

The second best part of the story is that the woman was confused about why she had been pulled over…come on lady that was a nice try but you gotta give it up when a cop actually pulls you over. Your passenger doesn’t have legs and is made out of plastic and you’re surprised?

Even better than the woman’s stupidity is the fact that this isn’t the first time this particular officer had pulled over a cheating carpool lane commuter with a mannequin playing passenger.

Along with kittens and puppies, Old People are among the most amusing things on the internet. This old lady is not impressed with The Situation’s abs.

DListed has the scoop:

“The Coroner issued a statement that said Brittany died of community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia, and multiple drug intoxication. The Coroner also said that it was an accident.

The full autopsy report will be released in a couple of weeks.

Since Nurse Jackie is not here to tell me what any of this means, I went off to the Wikipedia in search of answers. According to them, this is what community acquired pneumonia is: “a disease in which individuals who have not recently been hospitalized develop an infection of the lungs (pneumonia). CAP is a common illness and can affect people of all ages. CAP often causes problems like difficulty in breathing, fever, chest pains, and a cough. CAP occurs because the areas of the lung which absorb oxygen (alveoli) from the atmosphere become filled with fluid and cannot work effectively.”

TMZ added that a source involved in Brittany’s autopsy said that her death could have been prevented if she went to the hospital in time. Instead of receiving the proper treatment at a hospital, Brittany self-medicated with over-the-counter meds, cough syrup and medication for cramps. Brittany already had the sicks in a major way, but the meds took her over the edge. So basically, iron pills and a hospital stay would’ve saved her life. Sads.”

Full article here.

Noah Cyrus, Miley Cyrus’ 9 year old sister, is launching her own lingerie line. That’s right.

I don’t know why a nine year old needs to have lingerie, but she’ll have more gross scandals than Lindsay Lohan by the time she’s 12.

Read the article here

Who the eff makes this tiny cat furniture, and where can I buy it? Also, the cat isn’t answering the phone because she’s hungover from the crazy partying he did the night before. Gurl be wild.

Oops. Check out the guy over the speaker’s right shoulder. I’m sure this guy wishes he’d called in sick that day. What I really want to know is what kind of work environment would find this acceptable if a TV camera WEREN’T there. It’s not exactly like he is in a private spot. Obviously he feels totally fine to look at naked pictures of women at his desk on a normal day…