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From the folks who help you fend off douchebags with the Ms. Taken Femme Fatale Ring.

Take a look. We dare you!

09 March 2010 ~ Comments

Wine Makes You Skinny!

Going out with the ladies but on a diet? How about a nice glass of wine?

According to a long term study, women who drank a “moderate” amount of wine (1-2 glasses a DAY) ended up gaining the least amount of weight.

Scientists believe this may be because our liver breaks down alcohol in a way that turns excess energy into heat instead of fat.

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09 March 2010 ~ Comments

How to Dump Your Boyfriend

Suspicious of your partner? Want to get rid of them? Here are some sites that can help you out:

Cheater Registry
Dating someone new and want to make sure they have a history of faithfulness? Check out this site. Posts can be made by anyone about anyone, but you must have evidence to back up the affairs. This site will only work if people who have been cheated on tell all, so pass it around to your friends!

idump4u
Found your guy on the Cheater Registry? Let Brad from iDump4U take care of breaking up with him by calling him. Single? Watch these videos and be happy that you don’t have to deal with crap like this. Take a look at one of the calls:

Sometimes, people just really aren’t meant to be together.

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09 March 2010 ~ Comments

That Smooth Talker May Be a Murderer

Convicted Killer Rodney Alcala was winning contestant on “The Dating Game” months before going on his killing spree in the late ’70s.

Be careful out there, ladies. And game/reality shows better do background checks now. Yikes.

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08 March 2010 ~ Comments

Don’t Shave and Drive

A Florida woman got into a car crash on Friday when she was trying to shave her bikini-area while driving a car. With her ex-husband in the passenger seat. And she was on the way to see her boyfriend.

More information can be found on the Florida Keys News.

I don’t even know what to say to this.

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08 March 2010 ~ Comments

Your Monday Eye Candy…

Here’s a little bit of comedy and eye candy for you on a dreary Monday. Because who doesn’t like their men good-looking and funny?

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05 March 2010 ~ Comments

Mean Girls: As Told Through Disney

I’m loving this video: It’s the trailer for “Mean Girls” recreated with Disney Princesses.

It’s a nice way of reminding us that even princesses can get a little bitchy.

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05 March 2010 ~ Comments

Oh This? I Just Whipped it up This Morning…


Do the newest spring trends have you excited to express yourself, but you’re not interested in shelling out tons of cash?

Make it yourself!

The blog “PS I Made This” shows you how to make cute and fashionable items from the newest trends.

I love the Chanel inspired headband and Helmut Lang necklace!

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04 March 2010 ~ Comments

Jealous Much?

A newlywed couple spent their first night in jail, because the bride was accused of trying to run over one of her groom’s exes.

See more here.

Hon, it’s your wedding night. You won. Leave the poor woman alone.

Then again, it looks like her wedding (to a gentleman 15 years her senior) was in a town hall with not much celebration after. Perhaps she was feeling some Bridezilla remorse for not having a larger wedding?

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03 March 2010 ~ Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s Writing a Book

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly writing a memoir. On her extensive 23 years on this planet.

She has some past writing experience, if you can count her Twitter account and that crazy email from 2006, but will we want to read a whole book written by her? It could be interesting, but I’d recommend she get a ghostwriter to help her.

Take a look at her Twitter account here: Lindsay’s Twitter. Can you even understand the tweets?

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03 March 2010 ~ Comments

Mustaches: Hot or Not?

Beards and mustaches have oddly come back into style as of late. And I’m not sure how the ladies are feeling about this. Sure, a bit of scruff can be sexy, but full on finger-twirling mustaches?

Metromix Chicago released this slideshow of celebrity facial hair, for our viewing pleasure. Take a look, and let Ms. Taken know which celebrity’s mustache you’d like to twirl.
(I didn’t think I would ever say it, but Seth Green’s mustache actually brings out his eyes!)

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