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19 February 2010 ~ Comments

Tiger Woods- Douchebag or Not?

Tiger Woods held a press release earlier today to issue an official apology for cheating on his wife. The full audio and transcript is available at the link.
I thought it sounded like his wife or mom wrote it. Either way, he seemed pretty sorry and was very respectful to his wife.
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15 January 2010 ~ Comments

Pizza Prankster

So talk about making the best out of a bad situation…this guy was getting calls all hours of the day from people who believed that he was a Domino’s pizza franchise. Instead of getting upset he decided to turn it around and find teh funny in the situation.
The result: a series of hilarious recordings from [...]

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03 December 2009 ~ Comments

Oh Snap! It’s The Slow Jam Remix

Wow possibly douchebag of the year!
Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix

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01 October 2009 ~ Comments

Ridulous 911 Calls at Entertonement.com

This is a veritable treasure chest of outrageousness. More at Entertonement.com

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Some crazy person claims they’re the “number one scientist” in the world.

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Guy flips out after Burger King runs out of lemonade [...]

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04 August 2009 ~ Comments

Worst Douchebag Voicemail Ever Heard

We tweeted about this dreamboat a couple days ago, but I had to post it here in case anyone hasn’t heard it. Some guy named Dimitri is leaving a voicemail for his date. I can’t say anything to describe the doucheyness contained inside. You’ll just have to listen for yourself.
From: Entertonement.com

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