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10 March 2010 ~ Comments

Lady Gaga= People of Walmart

Are these Walmart customers super fashionable, or has Lady Gaga been getting her clothes off the rack?
Take a look at these comparisons. Hilarious!

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08 March 2010 ~ Comments

Your Monday Eye Candy…

Here’s a little bit of comedy and eye candy for you on a dreary Monday. Because who doesn’t like their men good-looking and funny?

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03 March 2010 ~ Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s Writing a Book

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly writing a memoir. On her extensive 23 years on this planet.
She has some past writing experience, if you can count her Twitter account and that crazy email from 2006, but will we want to read a whole book written by her? It could be interesting, but I’d recommend she get [...]

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03 March 2010 ~ Comments

Mustaches: Hot or Not?

Beards and mustaches have oddly come back into style as of late. And I’m not sure how the ladies are feeling about this. Sure, a bit of scruff can be sexy, but full on finger-twirling mustaches?
Metromix Chicago released this slideshow of celebrity facial hair, for our viewing pleasure. Take a look, and let Ms. Taken [...]

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03 March 2010 ~ Comments

Megan Fox: As Slutty As We Think?

When you think Megan Fox, you may think “Sex Symbol” or just “Slutty”. But how slutty is she?
She opened up to UK’s Harper Bazaar on the number of sex partners she’s actually had. Take a look at the link here.
Did she have more or less than you’d think?
According to the article, she says “My body [...]

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26 February 2010 ~ Comments

Olympic Athletes Run Out of Condoms

An emergency shipment of condoms are on their way to Vancouver. Apparently the original 14 per person that was handed out to athletes was not enough.
Do you think athletes are getting close with their opponents? Or are they going for the fans?

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24 February 2010 ~ Comments

Beauty Pageant for Tiger Woods’ Mistresses

Wow. I didn’t know cheating was a talent.
Apparently Howard Stern and the affair site AshleyMadison.com are teaming up to hold a beauty pageant for Tiger Woods’ Mistresses.
There will be different categories such as “Swimsuit”, “Personality”, and “Talent”.
We all knew Howard Stern was a douchebag, but this is a new low.

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19 February 2010 ~ Comments

Tiger Woods- Douchebag or Not?

Tiger Woods held a press release earlier today to issue an official apology for cheating on his wife. The full audio and transcript is available at the link.
I thought it sounded like his wife or mom wrote it. Either way, he seemed pretty sorry and was very respectful to his wife.
What did you [...]

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17 February 2010 ~ Comments

Imma Be Rocking That Body

Black Eyed Peas released the video of their newest song. What do you think? Will you be rocking out at the club to the song this weekend?

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15 February 2010 ~ Comments

Robert Pattinson- Vampire, or Douchbag?

Here’s a great article from this month’s Details (with some wonderful but NSFW pictures) about Robert Pattinson. Unfortunately for him, he had to have photos taken with naked women. Most men would be jumping at the chance, but Robert had some different opinions:
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I [...]

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