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09 March 2010 ~ Comments

That Smooth Talker May Be a Murderer

Convicted Killer Rodney Alcala was winning contestant on “The Dating Game” months before going on his killing spree in the late ’70s.

Be careful out there, ladies. And game/reality shows better do background checks now. Yikes.

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25 February 2010 ~ Comments

Douchebag Holds Ex’s Facebook Page Hostage

Some people do NOT take breakups well…
This guy blackmailed, physically abused, and harrassed his ex-girlfriend. Not cool. The girl did the right thing by telling the police. Take a look here!
Her facebook page is available here.

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24 February 2010 ~ Comments

Why It’s Best Not to Date a Sports Fan

Please don’t ever let your guy do this:

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24 February 2010 ~ Comments

Beauty Pageant for Tiger Woods’ Mistresses

Wow. I didn’t know cheating was a talent.
Apparently Howard Stern and the affair site AshleyMadison.com are teaming up to hold a beauty pageant for Tiger Woods’ Mistresses.
There will be different categories such as “Swimsuit”, “Personality”, and “Talent”.
We all knew Howard Stern was a douchebag, but this is a new low.

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22 February 2010 ~ Comments

Wanna Dance?

We’ve all seen them at the club: Those guys who get super into the music. If you don’t get out of their way quickly, you may break a nose. Take a look at this gem.

Did you see any wonderfully horrible dancers over the weekend?

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19 February 2010 ~ Comments

Tiger Woods- Douchebag or Not?

Tiger Woods held a press release earlier today to issue an official apology for cheating on his wife. The full audio and transcript is available at the link.
I thought it sounded like his wife or mom wrote it. Either way, he seemed pretty sorry and was very respectful to his wife.
What did you [...]

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15 February 2010 ~ Comments

Robert Pattinson- Vampire, or Douchbag?

Here’s a great article from this month’s Details (with some wonderful but NSFW pictures) about Robert Pattinson. Unfortunately for him, he had to have photos taken with naked women. Most men would be jumping at the chance, but Robert had some different opinions:
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I [...]

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15 February 2010 ~ Comments

Tila Tequila Has “An Accident”

Tila Tequila, who is reportedly pregnant (but who knows), apparently fell of a chair and was rushed to the hospital. Meanwhile, she decided to tweet about it while it was all happening.
Tila did not fail to provide a play-by-play of the whole incident via her Twitter account. Tila tweeted, “f*ck i just fell off of my chair, [...]

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10 February 2010 ~ Comments

The Situation vs. The Problem

This is Lol.

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10 February 2010 ~ Comments

K-Fed is K-Fat on Celebrity Fit Club

Ew. This is unpleasant to look at. The show looks hilarious though. My fav line so far: “I can’t accessorize with camouflage pants!”

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