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01 March 2010 ~ Comments Off

Polyvore: One of the Best Time Wasters!

Love picking out outfits, but don’t have the budget to buy everything you see? Like making collages, but don’t want sticky glue-stick fingers?
Put together awesome sets of clothing using Polyvore: you can do it at home in your pajamas or even at work (shh)!
Choose from tons of designer clothing and accessories. Don’t see the piece [...]

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26 February 2010 ~ Comments

Olympic Athletes Run Out of Condoms

An emergency shipment of condoms are on their way to Vancouver. Apparently the original 14 per person that was handed out to athletes was not enough.
Do you think athletes are getting close with their opponents? Or are they going for the fans?

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24 February 2010 ~ Comments

I’m Gonna Get You Love Drunk Off My Hump…

Wow. Chalk one up for Fergie. She was more right than she probably imagined when she sang about a men being able to get drunk off her “hump”.
A new study has shown that when men look at an hourglass figure, their “reward” center responds, in a similar fashion to how it responds with drugs or [...]

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17 February 2010 ~ Comments

Chocoholics Rejoice!

Some of you may have already heard, but it may now be scientifically proven that dark chocolate relieves stress.
“Highly stressed” volunteers consumed 1.4 ounces of dark chocolate (70% or higher cocoa content) a day for two weeks. At the end of the two week period, their stress-hormone levels dropped. Amazing!
However, it looks like [...]

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16 February 2010 ~ Comments

Freak Dancing Forbidden!

Freak Dancing is banned at a Detroit High School. The local high school canceled their dance after students refused to sign a pledge refusing to freak dance.
What do you think? Should freak dancing be banned? I remember worse happening on the dance floor in my high school!

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02 February 2010 ~ Comments

Worst Valentine’s Day Ever!!! Contest

Have you ever had a terrible, awful Valentine’s Day? Tell us about it and win our prize pack worth $200 which will include a Clarisonic and other great goodies!
Here are the rules:
1. Tell us about your worst Valentine’s Day story. Talk to us on Twitter and include the hashtag #WorstVDay, or on Facebook, or in [...]

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02 February 2010 ~ Comments

Victoria Beckham has Really Ugly Feet

Looks like those years of only wearing stiletto heels are taking their toll on V. Beck’s feet. Cause these things are rul ugly.

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01 February 2010 ~ Comments

WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)

Posted on New Orlean’s craigslist, the user who posted this ad is willing to go to unprecedented lengths to secure tickets to this year’s Super Bowl between the Colts and the Saints. Pretty funny. I hope he isn’t serious, but its not totally outside the realm of possibility… Thanks to BuzzFeed for the tip.

The [...]

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29 January 2010 ~ Comments

F*** Your Coloring Book says Kanye to Fashion Bloggers Everywhere

This is too good…I mean really.
The backstory: Kanye wore fur to fashion week. Fashion bloggers ripped him a new one in the form of vitriolic blog posts and comments like this one from (no surprise here) PETA’s Vice President Dan Matthews
“Kanye can’t help making himself look like an idiot, whether at an awards show [...]

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29 January 2010 ~ Comments

American Apparel Canvases the Globe for the World’s Best Butt

Yep. Seriously. But really what else can you expect from the company that brought us the lace unitard?

Here are the official contest rules.
We’re looking for a brand new bum (the best in the world!) to be the new “face” for our always expanding intimates and briefs lines. The winners will be flown to LA, photographed [...]

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