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22 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Celebs Under the Microscope: LeAnn Rimes Scrutinized About Weight…Again!

Ms. Rimes has been called out on her thinning frame again! This time, an overly-concerned gentleman at a restaurant in Chicago interrupted Rimes and friends during their meal to express how skinny she’s become. She quickly stopped eating in order to get this tweet out to her followers: “How dare someone come to me at [...]

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19 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Gerard Depardieu Pees on Plane, Is Sorry

Sacre bleu! On Tuesday, French actor Gerard Depardieu was hauled off a plane scheduled to fly from Paris to Dublin after he peed on the floor in front of the passengers. Another passenger claims that he appeared to have been drinking and stood up just before takeoff and shouted, “Je veux pisser!” (“I want to [...]

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18 August 2011 ~ View Comments

A&F Tries to Get Off “The Situation”

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been given an interesting offer by big-time clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch. In what we thought was just an offer to be their new “black and white pinup boy,” the company has asked the big “Guerrilla Juice Head” to stop wearing their clothes out in public. A&F stated [...]

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11 August 2011 ~ View Comments

‘Guide to Cuddling’ Video with John Stamos and Bob Saget

OK, John Stamos is pretty hot … but OMG watching him cuddle with Bob Saget is so awkward!

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05 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Situation Gets Six-Figure Tuxedo Deal

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino just inked a deal to design tuxedos for Flow Formal Wear … to the tune of six figures! Seriously? The dude doesn’t even like to wear shirts.

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01 August 2011 ~ View Comments

All Hail The Queen: Helen Mirren’s Still Got It

In a survey commissioned by L.A. Fitness, 18 percent of respondents voted for 66-year-old Helen Mirren to win “Body of the Year,” beating out Elle “The Body” Macpherson, J. Lo., and Pippa Middleton. You go girl!

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29 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Beth Ditto: I Wrote the Book

Beth Ditto rocks it with “I Wrote the Book”!

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26 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Old Spice Guy & Fabio Start YouTube Duel

Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa and Fabio are going “Mano a Mano in el Baño” to see who is the ultimate Old Spice Guy. Challenge numero uno: write the perfect love letter. Fabio went for a “music song that speak to the heart,” with hilariously cheesy beats and a “Fabiooo” whisper at the end. Old [...]

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19 July 2011 ~ View Comments

They’re ba-ack! Watch the Jersey Shore Season 4 Trailer

Snooki rear-ends a police car, Ronnie brawls with The Situation and puts him in the hospital, and other fights and hookups abound. You know, the usual drama … but this time in Florence, Italy! The first episode airs August 4 on MTV. Get More: Jersey Shore (Season 3), MTV Shows

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13 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Anderson Cooper Performs Dramatic Reading of Snooki’s First Novel

Snooki signed a second book deal yesterday for her novel Gorilla Beach, due May 2012. Does she even read books? Anywayz, we digress. The news of the deal prompted Anderson Cooper to read excerpts from her first novel, A Shore Thing, in sultry voice backed by cheesy music. Here is one choice selection from the [...]

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