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15 January 2010 ~ View Comments

CoCo Sells Off The Tonight Show on Craigslist

Anyone want to go halfsies with me on this?

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14 January 2010 ~ View Comments

Little Kid’s Jersey Shore Is Funnier Than The Real Show

Wow. Just wow.

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13 January 2010 ~ View Comments

Mechanical Montag Makes Musical Mess

Well it was only a matter of time…and only took 2 and a half years…Heidi Pratt (nee Montag) released her aptly named debut album, “Superficial”. Despite her claims that it can hold its own against Thriller, the new album leaves much to be desired… Although we shouldn’t have been too surprised after her performance at [...]

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12 January 2010 ~ View Comments

“Innapropriate Relationship” Ends Bid for Love on “The Bachelor”

A rose was no guarantee of immunity on last nights episode of The Bachelor. Oopsie Rozlyn. Cat’s out of the bag, and you’re out of the house.

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12 January 2010 ~ View Comments

Shades of Gray – Latest in Men’s Hair Dye

Lately men in our nation’s capitol have descended upon hair salons en massĀ  all clamoring for the same thing: a dye job. What color are they asking for? Grey. It seems that our country’s politicians are willing to fake a smattering of salt and pepper all in the hopes that it will make them look [...]

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12 January 2010 ~ View Comments

Jersey Shore’s Snookie Puncher Fired from his Job

Brad Ferro, aka the Snookie Suckerpuncher, has been fired from his job in NYC as a high school gym teacher. After being found guilty of assault, they were forced to give him the can. Congrats douchebag.

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11 January 2010 ~ Comments Off

Simon Says Bye-Bye

What will American Idol be without the acerbic, cutting, sarcastic, sometimes downright mean commentary from longtime judge Simon Cowell? It’s hard to know, but it looks like we’ll find out. Simon announced that he will be leaving the show to focus on his new show The X Factor set to launch in 2011. In case [...]

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11 January 2010 ~ Comments Off

Kate Gosselin Goes to Great Lengths

Ditching her signature short hair Kate Gosselin spent 20 hours to get her new long blond locks. While we like her new look better it doesn’t have the iconic appeal of her former do. In fact in 2009 her short hair was so identifiable that it became one of the top Halloween costumes in the [...]

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11 January 2010 ~ Comments Off

Fan Made Bad Romance Parody is Gaga-riffic

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08 January 2010 ~ Comments Off

Stylist Rachel Zoe Needs A Sandwich…

…and some fashion advice! It’s shocking that this prominent stylist would appear in public looking like…well…this. Rule #1 in GOOD fashion is to look good in your clothes. If all you look is hungry no one’s going to notice the clothes. I don’t look at this picture and think “gee I’ll be taking my fashion [...]

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