Thanks for reading!

Ms. Taken Blog

From the folks who help you fend off douchebags with the Ms. Taken Femme Fatale Ring.

Take a look. We dare you!

Archive | Celebrities

12 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Mila Kunis Accepts Marine’s Invite to Ball

A gutsy Marine posted a YouTube video asking Mila Kunis to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, N.C., on November 18. And last weekend she said yes! Sgt. Scott Moore, currently stationed in Afghanistan, has Mila’s Friends with Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake to thank. JT put Mila on the spot during an [...]

Continue Reading

05 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Charlie Sheen To Be Roasted on Comedy Central

Mark your calendars for September 19 (10 pm E.T.) when Charlie Sheen will get roasted on air by Comedy Central. According to a press release, “nothing will be off-limits,” and Sheen himself admitted that there would be no lack of material to choose from. “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for [...]

Continue Reading

28 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz: Secret Wedding

In true James Bond style, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz wed in a secret ceremony last week. Only four guests attended: Craig’s daughter and Weisz’s son, each from previous relationships, and two other friends. They kept their courtship under wraps after being linked last fall, but it became clear they were an item after they [...]

Continue Reading

27 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Bristol Palin’s ‘Stolen’ Virginity

In Bristol’s recent memoir, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, she wrote that ex Levi Johnston “cheated on me as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates” and called him a “gnat.” Bristol also said Levi “stole” her virginity while she was drunk on a camping trip. So, what exactly is she claiming happened? [...]

Continue Reading

27 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Charlie Sheen Dumped by His Final ‘Goddess’

The last of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses, Natalie “Natty Baby” Kenly, has kicked him to the curb. In true douche style, Sheen allegedly shrugged it off by claiming “it’s not a common thing for the Masheen” and having sex with three other women the same night. Just when we thought it might not be possible for [...]

Continue Reading

23 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Courtney Stodden: “Everything about me is real!”

Courtney Stodden, the 16 year old bride, has been making headlines the past couple of days for marrying 51 year old actor, Doug Hutchinson. The couple wed in Vegas last month and hope to prove to the world that age is nothing but a number. Here’s what the couple had to say about their marriage, [...]

Continue Reading

15 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Hugh Hefner: The Perpetual Bachelor

As you probably have heard, Hugh Hefner’s bride-to-be, Crystal Harris, has called off the wedding…with less than a week to go before the big day (douchebag move if you ask us!). Poor Hef. Just when we thought the perpetual bachelor/playboy king would tie the knot! So what was Crystal’s reasoning behind her seemingly sudden decision? [...]

Continue Reading

08 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Nip Slip

Is it just us, or has there been an exorbitant amount of nip slips lately? Is this the latest trend among flashy celebrity women? Is it no longer considered taboo to show your tatas in public? Apparently not. What happened to wearing a bra? Especially with a visibly shear, see-through top!? Celebrities seem to have [...]

Continue Reading

06 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Kanye’s “Monster” Video

Six months after the initial leak, Kanye West has released the final version of his music video “Monster” featuring Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, and Jay Z. The video is laden with misogyny, scantily-clad women, and disturbingly morbid images, among other things. All reason enough for Kanye to include a disclaimer which reads, “The following content [...]

Continue Reading

02 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Twitter Tool to Measure Your “Tool”

Want to know what your virtual penis size is? Well now thanks to e-Penis, all you have to do is enter your Twitter handle and ta-da!  Instant results!  We had way too much fun trying this out on our favorite celebrities.  Here how they stacked up:

Continue Reading