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Country singer LeAnn Rimes is confident enough in her own skin to post bathing suit pictures of herself on Twitter. So why, then, are fans chiming in with health-conscious concerns? Rimes shared several scantily-clad shots over the weekend of her and hubby Eddie Cibrian in Mexico. She looked happy in the skimpy blue and white two-piece, but many fans [...]
In every art form that Ashton Kutcher touches — whether it be cheesy throwback-era sitcoms, prank -based reality television, or ironic trucker hats — he really raises the bar. Given this incredibly successful career arc, it is only a natural progression for him to enter the social media application market. The software, called “A+” (Ashton [...]
Prepare to be mesmerized. The official commercial for Justin Bieber’s fragrance, Someday, is out. The commercial is a strange montage of mystical, semi-sensual teenage day-dreaming and awkward Peter Pan-esque soaring. We’re not really sure what they’re getting at with this, or how it relates to it’s name “Someday” but either way, we’re pretty sure a bazillion squealing teenage [...]
It’s official! She even tweeted the news. Six months into their relationship, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged. The NBA player reportedly proposed to the reality TV star last week, presenting her with a 20.5-carat diamond ring. The ring is reportedly worth $2 MILLION. In case you’re having trouble conceptualizing that much money, let’s [...]
While these guys may not be able to put two and two together we here at Ms. Taken certainly can. Paraphrasing Malcolm X, it appears the chickens have come home to roost during the filming of their new season of Jersey Shore in Italy. And when we say roost we mean Ronnie’s fists of fury [...]
From looking at this picture it’s hard to believe this guy didn’t turn into the biggest douche. Just in, Justin Timberlake is awesome! O.K. so this may not be breaking news but while you were out Saturday night Timeberlake put forth another amazing SNL performance. It’s true, we spend most of our time here bagging [...]
Infidelity is nothing new in American politics, but the shocking Arnold Schwarzenegger story that is coming out takes sleaze to new heights. Thirteen years. That’s how long Arnold Schwarzenegger kept his “love child,” born on Oct. 2, 1997, a secret. He went so far as to keep his baby’s mama on the Schwarzeneggers’ household staff [...]
Yes. She still follows a certain ex-boyfriend… Chris Brown. This sickening revelation had missed our Ms. Taken douchebag drama detector until it was noticed by a 14-year old fan of hers from New Zealand who made waves with the following tweet: While we applaud this brave girl for calling Rihanna out on this apparently Ms. [...]
Axe body spray is almost synonymous with douchebaggery at this point. And now Comedy Central has fully embraced the douchebaggery and launched the “Axe Dirtcathlon” It is pretty much as douchey as it sounds. The three videos they have posted so far include “Toga Party” “Taxi Dash” and “Art Smear.” I am not sure its [...]
After watching this, I was shocked to experience a feeling that I’ve never felt before about the famously douchey cast member of Jersey Shore, “The Situation”–something akin to sympathy. Daddy Situation is obviously jealous of his son’s success as he tries to outdouche him in this video, but instead ends up looking pathetic. Apparently the [...]
