The Cleavage Caddy Turns Your Boobs Into A Wallet
You know how in movies, you always see women seductively take stuff out of their bra, making her man of interest all hot and bothered? Well now you can attempt to do that too with a Cleavage Caddy!
The Cleavage Caddy is an insert for your bra with multiple slots for your ID, phone, money, credit cards and even your make up! For some reason, I don’t picture this ‘sexy lure’ to look smooth like it does in the movies. All I can picture is women aggressively digging around in their boobs looking for the right thing they need to use and people looking disgusted after being handed their money or credit card. Yuck! Boob juice!
Also, wouldn’t this make your boobs look crunchy and lumpy? No one wants to have mutant looking boobs that vibrate from your cellphone going off! I think I’ll stick to my pockets and a purse, thanks!
This may have a better use not for everyday, but for travel – no sane pickpocket would reach in that region to search for cash vs. searching pockets / stealing purses.
Why wouldn't you need this… great idea for going out.