“That’s a Parking Meter”
You know you need to take your “douchebag” boyfriend home when he stops flirting with you and starts flirting with a parking meter. As the next step states in the “douchebag” drinking guide, “Go the F*** home!”
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Bristol Palin Rides Mechanical Bull, Gets into Bar Fight
Bristol Palin was riding a mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch in West Hollywood last night when a drunk guy started heckling her and dissing her mother, former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. The patron yelled “Your mother’s a whore!” Bristol marched up to him and got in a heated discussion. After the bargoer told [...]
Italian PM Brags about Sleeping with Eight Women in One Night
Silvio Berlusconi, the 74-year-old prime minister of Italy, is currently under investigation for allegedly using taxpayer money and government aircraft to jet around the country with prostitutes. Berlusconi was wire-tapped by investigators and transcripts of the taped conversations were leaked last weekend. Here are some of the gems that surfaced: Oh, to pass the days [...]
How Not to Ask Someone Out
Check out this buyer feedback on eBay. LOL!
Too Soon? Jim Carrey Sings “Creep” for NY Audience
If you’ll recall, Jim Carrey has had some creeper moments lately. This time, he’s singing karaoke for the lucky people living on the lower east side who happened to be at Arlene’s Grocery. He so ironically chose to sing “Creep” by Radiohead. It does not appear that he sent a shout out to Emma Stone [...]
Letter to a Pervert
Dear man who jerked off to me in the subway, Ladies have to deal with a lot these days! We still struggle with equality in the workplace, cat calls happen everyday as we walk down the street and now I have to deal with you on my way home?! I know the subway – well [...]
Naked Helping? Florida Man Should Help by Putting His Clothes On!
Giving back to the community is important. We should all take time to participate in service projects to better our communities. That’s exactly what a Florida man, Robert Johnson, thought he was doing. However, the crowd at Vero Beach really wished Johnson didn’t like giving back to his community by walking along the beach naked. [...]
Birthday Wishes for Child Bride Courtney Stodden
Turning 17 is usually not that eventful…there are no “Sweet 16″ or “Bar Hopping” parties; however, for child bride Courtney Stodden, it’s a pretty big deal! Now, she’s only 34 years younger than her husband, Doug Hutchison. It is a good day! So what did she get for her birthday??? She got a shopping spree [...]
Creeper Alert! Jim Carrey Makes a Pass at Emma Stone
Jim Carrey has publicly announced his love for Emma Stone…on his website…classy! He proclaimed the following: “Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we’d laugh all day long, go camping and [...]
Shaquille O’Neal Charms Newsweek Writer: I Want U or Rihanna
A series of emails between Newsweek writer Allison Samuels and Shaq have surfaced unveiling an awkward conversation about his interest in certain women – and some really bad typos! Evidently, the women Allison was suggesting for him aren’t hot enough or already belong to someone else (Dwayne Wade) so he started making his own suggestions, [...]