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Archive | Douchebags

03 September 2010 ~ View Comments

Jesse James Moves Quick

Last week rumors were afloat that Kat Von D from LA Ink was dating notorious douchebag, Jesse James (ex-husband of Sandra Bullock). Last night Kat Von D confirmed our suspicions and even said she was in love with him. Jesse James doesn’t have the best track record with relationships. He openly admitted to cheating on [...]

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02 September 2010 ~ View Comments

Tattoos are SO Extreme

Well that’s one way to tell if a guy is a douchebag.

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26 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Guys’ Night

LOLz What possesses 3 guys to strip down to their boxers and pose for a picture like this? I’m assuming the guy on the right used this as his Facebook profile picture. Oh and the guy on the left doesn’t even look like he is straining so I am assuming that his keg is empty. [...]

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25 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Ms.Taken Quiz

We made a quiz and yes it’s ridiculous! Click here to take  ”Are you a Douchebag Magnet?” Hope you like it and share with your friends.

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25 August 2010 ~ View Comments

There’s A Flowchart For That

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24 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Attn: Douche Bag Winos

Ed Hardy trucker hats, swimsuits, perfume, vw bugs and now wine. This one kind of confuses me, while it is cheap wine $10-$15, it seems like Ed Hardy should be selling to their established demographic with pre-made Jager bomb shots. Dan Neil from Los Angeles Times did a review on the newly released wine and [...]

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23 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Speidi = Puke in my Mouth

Recently Spencer Pratt announced he was writing another book, but this time it would be focusing on his relationship with Heidi Montag. He said, “My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section. This one is going to be totally different. I’m [...]

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16 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Man Boobs

This video is pure gold. It has all the elements I could ask for: grandma sweater on roided out douche bag, sweat band to help us think he is athletic, chain necklace and man boobs! I love the dancing and the sexy faces he makes at the beginning of the video, but my favorite has [...]

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12 August 2010 ~ View Comments

The Situation’s Ab Secrets

Whhyyy? I can understand how people can get sucked into watching Jersey Shore; the show is like watching a train wreck. The one thing I cannot understand is his attempts to make music, be a designer and a fitness guru. Only Oprah can pull off that many feats! I imagine these are his best ab secrets: [...]

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11 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Boyfriend Bails

Chivalry is officially dead!

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