Jon Gosselin’s Balding, Douchey, Faux Hawk!
Disgusting! Balding is unfortunate for many men out there, but if you try to cover it up with a douchey, half-assed, faux hawk, then it’s just plain pathetic! Well… at least when your Jon Gosselin it is.
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Drunk Guy vs. Flip Flops
This drunk guy at Coachella cannot for the life of him put on his flip flops! Wow. What a winner! His mother must be so proud! He really gave the drunk guy trying to buy beer a run for his money!
Snacks & Shit: Hilarious Quotes From Rappers
No Room Service, Just Snacks & Shit is a blog that posts hundreds of hilarious lyrics from rappers. We scrolled through it and ended up in tears, from reading the stupidest & most hilarious hip hop quotables we’ve ever heard. “What the fuck, I’m an animal: half man, half mammal.” -Jay-Z, Already Home Ohh, the [...]
How To Spot A Douchebag
Douchebags are everywhere and should be avoided at all costs. How do you pick out the Douchey McDouchersons from the rest of the world? You have to look for the signs! Here are some common douchebaggery signals to keep an eye out for! 1. Ed Hardy clothing
Flirting Lessons From This Guy?! No Thanks!
Alex MacRae is the social dynamics instructor who made this “How to Flirt With A Girl/How to Pick Up a Girl in a Bar” instructional video. On behalf of expertvillage.com (currently ehow.com), he lists off steps on how he charms the ladies by using his imagination and body language. “If I see a girl with [...]
Jizz Nail Polish?
BleachBlack, a hipstery-sold-at-Urban-Outfitters-y blog has released the second color of their nail polish line. Jizz. I white, pearly color, this would normally be followed by a name like “I Do” or “Pretty Seashell”. But BleachBlack had to take it one step farther and make you feel like a tramp whenever you wear it. Would you [...]
Puke In My Mouth: Pedophile Game Show Host
This is probably one of the worst things I’ve seen in a while. It’s from a game show called “Just Like Mom” (that right there’s scary enough!), and it looks like daughters answer questions and do “Mom-like” challenges like cooking and avoiding advances from creepy old men. What mother would allow their daughter on this [...]
Christian Louboutin Thinks You’re a Tart
“Half of my women want a shoe to make them look a little tarty and the other half are big tarts who want a shoe that looks classy.” -Christian Louboutin So which are you? The tart or the woman who just wants to be a little tarty? There’s nothing wrong with hitting the town in [...]
Kate Gosselin Rejected From Playboy
Kate Gosselin, of “Jon and Kate + 8″ and recently “Dancing with the Stars” fame, has been rejected from Playboy. When Hugh Hefner was asked if he would consider having Kate in Playboy, he said “No, No!”, going on to mention that he doesn’t even think of her as a celebrity. Ouch. Especially since Jon [...]
The Quotable Douchebag
The Quotable Douchebag is a treasury of random quotes said by celebrities when they should have just put their foot in their mouth instead. Quotes include gems like: “The Bible has 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think I would be one of the characters of today’s modern bible?” -Kanye West “[I] [...]