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24 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Busted and Charged with Assault…Joseph Francis has Gone Wild

Joseph Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, has been charged with assault, false imprisonment and other misdemeanor crimes. Three women who got in his limousine outside a Hollywood club claim he was taking them to their car but they were taken to his gated house instead. If Francis is charged, he faces five years in [...]

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23 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Male Version of a Boob Job: Fake Abs

People do strange things in order to change their appearance. Contouring…have you heard of this? Celebrity Big Brother contestant, Darryn Lyons, has revealed he had an appointment with a surgeon to create a set of abs. Instead of heading to the gym like the rest of us do…well, sometimes…he decided surgery was a better option. [...]

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23 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Fiancé Busted: Olivia Newton-John’s Daughter Calls Off Wedding

Heartache ensues for Olivia Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, who has called off her wedding to martial arts expert James Driskill. The 25-year-old, LA-based singer is said to have called off her wedding after finding out he is already married! How did she find out? A friend stepped up to the plate and told her when [...]

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18 August 2011 ~ View Comments

A&F Tries to Get Off “The Situation”

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been given an interesting offer by big-time clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch. In what we thought was just an offer to be their new “black and white pinup boy,” the company has asked the big “Guerrilla Juice Head” to stop wearing their clothes out in public. A&F stated [...]

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09 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger Wears Tactless T-Shirt

Arnold was photographed last weekend wearing a t-shirt that said “I survived Maria.” It turns out that the former governor’s staff made these shirts as a joke before he left office last year. They were printed with the dates “2007-2010,” but Arnold’s tee had “2007″ crossed out and replaced with “1977,” the year he and [...]

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05 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Situation Gets Six-Figure Tuxedo Deal

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino just inked a deal to design tuxedos for Flow Formal Wear … to the tune of six figures! Seriously? The dude doesn’t even like to wear shirts.

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28 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Bad Date Bingo

Too many of these sound familiar, am I right? (via SchmittenKitten)

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19 July 2011 ~ View Comments

They’re ba-ack! Watch the Jersey Shore Season 4 Trailer

Snooki rear-ends a police car, Ronnie brawls with The Situation and puts him in the hospital, and other fights and hookups abound. You know, the usual drama … but this time in Florence, Italy! The first episode airs August 4 on MTV. Get More: Jersey Shore (Season 3), MTV Shows

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05 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Charlie Sheen To Be Roasted on Comedy Central

Mark your calendars for September 19 (10 pm E.T.) when Charlie Sheen will get roasted on air by Comedy Central. According to a press release, “nothing will be off-limits,” and Sheen himself admitted that there would be no lack of material to choose from. “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for [...]

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29 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Douchebag Assassin

The Douchebag Assassin takes on a spray-tanned, Ed Hardy-wearing loser in this video from comedy group The Second City Network. Douchebag: “Do you know who I am?” Girl: “Nobody.” Douchebag: “My father produced the second Nickelback album.” Girl: “So … nobody.” LOL.

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