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Pejazzling is the latest trend to captivate douchbags throughout Europe. Derived from the Vajazzling craze, Pejazzling allows men to decorate their manhood with a variety of classy and sexual jewels, such as rep lips and a cross (seen in photo). I mean, what self-respecting man wouldn’t want to adorn his member to attract women? And [...]
Infidelity is nothing new in American politics, but the shocking Arnold Schwarzenegger story that is coming out takes sleaze to new heights. Thirteen years. That’s how long Arnold Schwarzenegger kept his “love child,” born on Oct. 2, 1997, a secret. He went so far as to keep his baby’s mama on the Schwarzeneggers’ household staff [...]
Yes. She still follows a certain ex-boyfriend… Chris Brown. This sickening revelation had missed our Ms. Taken douchebag drama detector until it was noticed by a 14-year old fan of hers from New Zealand who made waves with the following tweet: While we applaud this brave girl for calling Rihanna out on this apparently Ms. [...]
Axe body spray is almost synonymous with douchebaggery at this point. And now Comedy Central has fully embraced the douchebaggery and launched the “Axe Dirtcathlon” It is pretty much as douchey as it sounds. The three videos they have posted so far include “Toga Party” “Taxi Dash” and “Art Smear.” I am not sure its [...]
We here at Ms. Taken don’t advocate violence — even against creepers — but we did thoroughly enjoy this douchebag depiction from the comic geniuses at Second City. (Though, if this were real life, that woman would have just kept on jogging. We hope.)
After watching this, I was shocked to experience a feeling that I’ve never felt before about the famously douchey cast member of Jersey Shore, “The Situation”–something akin to sympathy. Daddy Situation is obviously jealous of his son’s success as he tries to outdouche him in this video, but instead ends up looking pathetic. Apparently the [...]
OK, we know. This topic has kinda been beat (or shot) to death but we just couldn’t pass up this one. The Huffington Post is reporting that Avena Sativa syrup, also know as “wild oats”, was found in Osama’s compound during the raid. Avena Satvia is known to increase your sexual desire. Apparently evil douchebags [...]
As you can probably guess, Turkmenistan is not a rich country. So what did he do as a Dictator? He commissioned a solid gold statue of himself that rotates to always face the sun of course.
Jesse James, one of the country’s most notorious exes, is on tour promoting his new memoir, “American Outlaw.” In an interview with “Nightline,” Jesse talks about cheating on Sandra Bullock, the effect of his actions and life with his fiancée, reality star Kat Von D. When asked if he thought it was hurtful that he moved [...]
We all know that guy. That creepy guy who’s buying the ladies drinks at the club, but hasn’t had quarters to do laundry in two months. Or how about that guy with the iPhone without the data plan? This, my friends, is called ballin on a budget – the act of ballin whilst strapped for [...]
