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09 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger Wears Tactless T-Shirt

Arnold was photographed last weekend wearing a t-shirt that said “I survived Maria.” It turns out that the former governor’s staff made these shirts as a joke before he left office last year. They were printed with the dates “2007-2010,” but Arnold’s tee had “2007″ crossed out and replaced with “1977,” the year he and [...]

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05 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Situation Gets Six-Figure Tuxedo Deal

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino just inked a deal to design tuxedos for Flow Formal Wear … to the tune of six figures! Seriously? The dude doesn’t even like to wear shirts.

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21 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Male Models Lip-Synch, Dance to ‘A Little Less Conversation’

Just a little Thursday eye candy, shot on the streets of Milan and Paris:

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21 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Kissing Mask

Ever find yourself mid-make out sesh, wondering whether or not your form is perfect? (Probably not, but maybe). Or have you ever experienced a sloppy, slobbery MO and wished that there was a simple solution? Well, look no further than the ‘Doppelganger’ mask! Designed by Portuguese artist Didier Faustino, this “kissing mask” clamps over the [...]

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28 April 2011 ~ View Comments

The Perfect Headset For That Bluetooth Douche In Your Life

Everyone’s had this experience: A stranger suddenly seems to be talking to you, possibly even making eye contact. You respond, confused, and then he turns his head and points to the most annoying device ever invented: the Bluetooth headset. We’ve rounded up the finest headsets for all brands of Bluetooth douches. Take your pick! The [...]

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26 April 2011 ~ View Comments

What to do with Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry?

Ladies, here at Ms Taken we know that women’s jewelry is often associated with the men. We dream of a whimsical relationship where he sweeps you off your feet and showers you with all that glitters and is gold.

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25 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Givenchy FAIL

I’ve been searching up and down for a shirt that epitomizes douchebaggery and I have finally found it. Not only is this shirt hideous, but it’s also $800 dollars. Designers claim that prices are driven up my material, print and exclusivity but I have a hard time understanding this in reference to the awful clown/ leopard [...]

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24 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Sperm Pants

I have no words for this.

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11 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Another Courtroom Clothing Fail for Lindsay

She sure knows how to repeatedly offend judges with her attire.

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10 March 2011 ~ View Comments

To Catch A Douchebag

I just discovered ToCatchaDouchebag.com this week and I am in love. The site features real messages from the online dating world. Here are some of their priceless finds. Have you encountered douchebags on dating sites? Go check out their page and their wide array of featured douchebags.

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