Fake Condoms That Make Us ROTFL
New Condoms makes corporate logos and slogans suddenly dirty by slapping them on condom wrappers. Here are some gems: In-N-Out Burger: Gatorade: KFC: How would you react if a guy pulled out one of these?
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“That’s a Parking Meter”
You know you need to take your “douchebag” boyfriend home when he stops flirting with you and starts flirting with a parking meter. As the next step states in the “douchebag” drinking guide, “Go the F*** home!”
How Not to Ask Someone Out
Check out this buyer feedback on eBay. LOL!
IKEA Trials Daycare for Men Who Hate Shopping
Tired of dragging your whining boyfriend around while shopping for furniture? An IKEA store in Sydney, Australia, recently tested out Mänland, a man-friendly daycare area complete with foosball tables, Xboxes, hot dogs, and pinball machines. Timed buzzers were handed out to partners and spouses to remind them to collect their men 30 minutes later. Mänland [...]
Too Soon? Jim Carrey Sings “Creep” for NY Audience
If you’ll recall, Jim Carrey has had some creeper moments lately. This time, he’s singing karaoke for the lucky people living on the lower east side who happened to be at Arlene’s Grocery. He so ironically chose to sing “Creep” by Radiohead. It does not appear that he sent a shout out to Emma Stone [...]
The Hunt for the Perfect Boyfriend is Complete…Thanks Google!
Where would we all be without Google? Most likely, we’d be sitting alone on our couches staring at our white walls. Well, it’s time to tip our hats once again to Google for making it easier than ever to get a boyfriend who is attentive, loves our friends and family and remembers everything we say! [...]
The Male Version of a Boob Job: Fake Abs
People do strange things in order to change their appearance. Contouring…have you heard of this? Celebrity Big Brother contestant, Darryn Lyons, has revealed he had an appointment with a surgeon to create a set of abs. Instead of heading to the gym like the rest of us do…well, sometimes…he decided surgery was a better option. [...]
Fiancé Busted: Olivia Newton-John’s Daughter Calls Off Wedding
Heartache ensues for Olivia Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, who has called off her wedding to martial arts expert James Driskill. The 25-year-old, LA-based singer is said to have called off her wedding after finding out he is already married! How did she find out? A friend stepped up to the plate and told her when [...]
Gerard Depardieu Pees on Plane, Is Sorry
Sacre bleu! On Tuesday, French actor Gerard Depardieu was hauled off a plane scheduled to fly from Paris to Dublin after he peed on the floor in front of the passengers. Another passenger claims that he appeared to have been drinking and stood up just before takeoff and shouted, “Je veux pisser!” (“I want to [...]
Sex or Smartphone
How important is your smartphone? Here’s a good test: Would you rather go a week without your phone or sex? Did you pause to think about it? If you did, you’re not alone according to a new survey that reveals some startling statistics about how important our phones have become. According to the study: One-third [...]