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12 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Boyfriend Pillow

Tired of lonely nights, but haven’t quite found the right guy yet and don’t want to sift through the riffraff at the bar? Enter the Boyfriend Pillow. Stupid.com is selling the Boyfriend Pillow for $24.99, with this description: The time has come to make up for the absent guy in your life! Whether he’s on [...]

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05 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Situation Gets Six-Figure Tuxedo Deal

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino just inked a deal to design tuxedos for Flow Formal Wear … to the tune of six figures! Seriously? The dude doesn’t even like to wear shirts.

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28 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Bad Date Bingo

Too many of these sound familiar, am I right? (via SchmittenKitten)

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27 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Sexy vs. Unsexy Hobbies for Men

Here’s an approval matrix to determine whether a dude’s hobbies make him swoon-worthy or not. Do you agree with the picks? (via

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26 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Old Spice Guy & Fabio Start YouTube Duel

Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa and Fabio are going “Mano a Mano in el Baño” to see who is the ultimate Old Spice Guy. Challenge numero uno: write the perfect love letter. Fabio went for a “music song that speak to the heart,” with hilariously cheesy beats and a “Fabiooo” whisper at the end. Old [...]

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25 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Sex Toy Trucks to Hit NYC

Forget veggie-dog carts and Korean BBQ food trucks: this weekend Trojan “Good Vibrations” trucks will hit NYC, conveniently positioned outside of bars. The Trojan trucks will be giving away free condoms and vibrating rings, as well as promoting a new product called the “vibrating Twister.”

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13 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Anderson Cooper Performs Dramatic Reading of Snooki’s First Novel

Snooki signed a second book deal yesterday for her novel Gorilla Beach, due May 2012. Does she even read books? Anywayz, we digress. The news of the deal prompted Anderson Cooper to read excerpts from her first novel, A Shore Thing, in sultry voice backed by cheesy music. Here is one choice selection from the [...]

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12 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Mila Kunis Accepts Marine’s Invite to Ball

A gutsy Marine posted a YouTube video asking Mila Kunis to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, N.C., on November 18. And last weekend she said yes! Sgt. Scott Moore, currently stationed in Afghanistan, has Mila’s Friends with Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake to thank. JT put Mila on the spot during an [...]

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07 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Here Comes the Bride … On a Zipline

Kudos for creativity, but maybe the couple should have practiced their timing?

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29 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Douchebag Assassin

The Douchebag Assassin takes on a spray-tanned, Ed Hardy-wearing loser in this video from comedy group The Second City Network. Douchebag: “Do you know who I am?” Girl: “Nobody.” Douchebag: “My father produced the second Nickelback album.” Girl: “So … nobody.” LOL.

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