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Ever find yourself mid-make out sesh, wondering whether or not your form is perfect? (Probably not, but maybe). Or have you ever experienced a sloppy, slobbery MO and wished that there was a simple solution? Well, look no further than the ‘Doppelganger’ mask! Designed by Portuguese artist Didier Faustino, this “kissing mask” clamps over the [...]
Twitter is place where people of all demographics can come together to share information, ask for business advice, and compare their genitals to a movie. Yep. Twitter is a magical social universe where just about anything goes. Today, while browsing through tweets, we came across a hilarious trending topic that we thought merited recognition: #describeyourpeniswithamovietitle. [...]
Dating is hard. Let’s be real. Many women have come to realize that there is a cesspool of douchebags out there that you must wade through in order to find a half-way decent man. The way you go about your man hunt is entirely up to you, whether it be online dating or traditional. We [...]
No, this isn’t a joke. The “Booty Pillow” is a pillow shaped, well, like a booty. According to the Booty Pillow website, the idea behind this genius pillow came to fruition as a man was lying on a woman’s butt/small of her back and thought to himself, “Man, this is really comfortable. I wish I [...]
Want to know what your virtual penis size is? Well now thanks to e-Penis, all you have to do is enter your Twitter handle and ta-da! Instant results! We had way too much fun trying this out on our favorite celebrities. Here how they stacked up:
Prepare to be mesmerized. The official commercial for Justin Bieber’s fragrance, Someday, is out. The commercial is a strange montage of mystical, semi-sensual teenage day-dreaming and awkward Peter Pan-esque soaring. We’re not really sure what they’re getting at with this, or how it relates to it’s name “Someday” but either way, we’re pretty sure a bazillion squealing teenage [...]
From looking at this picture it’s hard to believe this guy didn’t turn into the biggest douche. Just in, Justin Timberlake is awesome! O.K. so this may not be breaking news but while you were out Saturday night Timeberlake put forth another amazing SNL performance. It’s true, we spend most of our time here bagging [...]
Pejazzling is the latest trend to captivate douchbags throughout Europe. Derived from the Vajazzling craze, Pejazzling allows men to decorate their manhood with a variety of classy and sexual jewels, such as rep lips and a cross (seen in photo). I mean, what self-respecting man wouldn’t want to adorn his member to attract women? And [...]
Axe body spray is almost synonymous with douchebaggery at this point. And now Comedy Central has fully embraced the douchebaggery and launched the “Axe Dirtcathlon” It is pretty much as douchey as it sounds. The three videos they have posted so far include “Toga Party” “Taxi Dash” and “Art Smear.” I am not sure its [...]
In case you missed it this weekend due to another very big story, our good friend Flavor Flav was arrested in Las Vegas after being pulled over for a simple moving violation. Thanks to Twitter we’ve got the first hand account from our “Boyyyy!” The Flav Tweeted: “Hey y’all this is FLAVOR FLAV, I was [...]
