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28 April 2011 ~ View Comments

The Answer to “Babe, Will You Make Me a Sandwich?”

Sick of your lazy-ass boyfriend asking you to make him lunch? Send him this EZ Grill video and tell him to fry up his own Grilled Cheesus in a few easy steps.

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27 April 2011 ~ View Comments

“Jersey Shore” Gone Wilde…

Classin’ up the Jersey Shore with a little Oscar Wilde… check out the full series.

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21 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Mommy Spears Goes Door to Door?

Apparently, now that Britney’s back (sort of) her mother has decided to revamp her career too…in the form of a traveling salesman?!?! TMZ tells us that Mommy Spears is working for a skincare company as “an independent consultant” and that when the company, R.F.D was asked about their most recent *cough* acquisition they insist they [...]

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20 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Easter Bunnies from Hell

Have you been to the mall lately? When did they start doing Easter Bunny pictures? This is not the same as Santa, people. Don’t believe me? Just check out these creeptastic Easter Bunny pictures. See all 21 terrifying bunnies here.

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19 April 2011 ~ View Comments

She Need a Baby Daddy

This woman is obviously desperate if it has come down to posting an ad on Craigslist. I wonder what happened to the baby’s real father. Maybe she found him at a speed dating event. They dated, they had a baby, and he left real quick. Only an idiot would actually respond to this right? She [...]

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15 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Perspectives Photo Studio For Men

Fellas, thinking about sexting a picture of your member? Allow the professionals to take it from here.

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13 April 2011 ~ View Comments

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You’re Having Sex With Him

Hey listen up ladies!

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13 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Babies Getting Slizzard!

Recently there has been a lot of buzz in the news about restaurants serving alcohol to babies! Yes…babies. First it was Applebee’s that gave a baby tequila instead of apple juice, then it was Olive Garden that gave a baby sangria instead of orange juice. Here are some pictures from Buzzfeed.com that are pretty funny. [...]

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12 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Lady Gaga’s Down for the Count…And She’s Up!

Lady Gaga recently stopped in Houston for her Monster Ball tour where she most likely performed in front of a sold out crowd of 10-20 thousand people. What she probably didn’t plan for was falling off of her Grand Piano while performing one of her songs. It was all caught on video, obviously. Lady Gaga [...]

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11 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Hilarious Drunk Girl at Opening Day

“if there is a wife there depending on the girl I usuaully just fight her…”

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