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27 October 2009 ~ Comments Off

Elizabeth Taylor Really, Really Likes the New Michael Jackson Doc “This is It”

She likes it. A little too much. Her Twitter posts have been insane babblings about how orgasmically fantastic it is. Found on Buzzfeed.com

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27 October 2009 ~ View Comments

If Beer Pong Were a Sport

It would be very intense.

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27 October 2009 ~ Comments Off

Why You Shouldn’t Use Facebook to Start Fights

Because you always sound like an idiot. from Lamebook.com

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26 October 2009 ~ View Comments

Disney Princesses Reimagined

Or rather re-interpreted. This one shatters my childhood a little bit, but it’s kind of true. At least they’re resourceful in using their sexuality? found @ Sociological Images a site for people smarter than myself.

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26 October 2009 ~ View Comments

Stupidest Kid Ever Tasers Himself on Video

The best part is the last 20 or so seconds where…well, I’ll just let you watch. EMBED-Kid Tests New Taser On Himself – Watch more free videos

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26 October 2009 ~ View Comments

“Gifted” Man Seeks Woman on Craigslist

Worst personal ad ever. I’m sorry dude, but no guy needs to play up their “gifted” abilities if you’re really that impressive. And Jean Claude Van Damme, really? Click the image to see a larger picture. From JerksinyourArea, a Craigslist humor site.

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23 October 2009 ~ View Comments

10 Ways Guys Screw up a Date with a Girl

Our friends over at Powder Room Talk outline 10 ways guys screw up their chances at a second date. I think I’ve had to deal with every one of these! Check out the original article here. 1. Brag about your finances or your shiny toys Seriously? Message to this type of men: Not all women are [...]

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23 October 2009 ~ View Comments

So You Think You Can Dance? Douchebag Danceoff

So you think you can dance? Because…you can’t. When douchebags try to act cute it usually just looks dumb. They’re trying pretty hard though, but the sass and fabulousness might be a bit much.

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22 October 2009 ~ Comments Off

Shane Sings Five Octaves. Or Maybe One.

Shane serenades us with his illustrious singing ability. Bravo!

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22 October 2009 ~ View Comments

Women’s Barbershop Quartets Also Wear Terrible Outfits

Sweet Adelines are the women’s version of male barbershop quartets. Like their male counterparts, they insist on wearing terrible clothing and taking eye-gougingly awful photos. Plus, there’s always one weird looking one that ruins the whole thing. “The Purple Cougars.” The second from the left scares me. JAZZ HANDSSZZZ!!! Three normal women and one giant-lady [...]

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