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05 April 2011 ~ View Comments

IN BED

Transform everyday objects, moments and photos into something inappropriate. Quickly snap pictures and tag them with “in bed” to transform them into middle school humor. I think I’m in love with this new app.

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05 April 2011 ~ View Comments

The Best Tequila Faces

I always appreciate a well put together picture album. A big thanks to Buzzfeed for putting together these priceless tequila faces. 

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04 April 2011 ~ View Comments

College Essentials

If I had to choose 3 items that were essential to college I would pick: textbooks, highlighters and a calendar; but hey whatever these are close enough. Too bad they hadn’t included a graphic tee with skulls, cross bones and wings…..that would have been a nice touch for their essential starter kit for douchebags.

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01 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Drunk Dial

OMG This is horrifying. Too much booze and too much desperation!!

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30 March 2011 ~ View Comments

My Perfect Boy

I think this is a fairly good start, but I wish she hadn’t crossed out the “not that fat” criteria. What would you put on your list for a perfect boy??

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29 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Most Embarrassing Way to be Asked to Prom?

I’d say this one is definitely high up there. This boy has balls, interrupting a high school class to ask a girl he likes to prom. Kind of sweet though. Take a look at the video he shot. Girls, were you asked to prom in a special way?

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25 March 2011 ~ View Comments

No More Boy Toys

I can’t wait for McDonalds to restock their boy toys. Boy toys are just SO hard to find these days….trust me I’m out looking for them every weekend. I am going to drop everything and drive to my nearest location to pick up one as soon as they are back.

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23 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Safe Sexting

Safe Sexting: The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices. Girl : I dunno, should I send john this pic? Girl two : It’s fine, John practices Safe Sexting! Girl [...]

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23 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Yelp Warns You of Hipsters

We recently asked our readers if hipsters where the new douchebag and we received a resounding YES. Now Yelp has added hipster to the potential ambiance options and we would suggest avoiding  these places. Or at the bare minimum bring your Ms.Taken ring.

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17 March 2011 ~ View Comments

St. Patrick’s Day

Hope you have a great St. Patrick’s Day!!!

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