From the folks who help you fend off douchebags with the Ms. Taken Femme Fatale Ring.
Take a look. We dare you!
A co-worker surfing for skanky women bouncing exercise machines stumbled upon a spoof video for the Shakeweight, the arm-exercise device that utilizes “dynamic intertia” to make girls look like they’re holding a giant penis. Introducing the Rod Quake 3000, a video by the Pantless Knights (hey, they made our “Puke in my Mouth” video!”). The [...]
Everyone get ready for the Wunder Boner. Thanks to Miranda, a Facebook bff, for showing us this gem. Not only is it called THE WUNDER BONER, but it features a video of some guys vigorously stroking their shaft. I mean fish. And then they all sit down for a manly dinner, where they probably talk [...]
The girls over at Lemon Drop are starting a semi-regular column called Relationship Whoas, and they need your stories about douchebag guys. “We want your stories of horrible dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Amazing tales of the guys you dated who had two cars and two cell phones so he [...]
More Tabloid Prodigy love today. They have a list of 10 things that make Donatella Versace look less tan. Continuing the tradition of haute-couture fashion icons with hideous radiation burns, Donatella Versace is so tan that she is technically classified as a lamp. Tabloid Prodigy tries their hardest to put her in better light. Here’s [...]
One of my favorite sites, Tabloid Prodigy, posted this gem about a philandering husband and the four women who got revenge on him by super-gluing his penis to his stomach. This sounds like a good romantic comedy movie, except the part where the guy has to undergo painful surgery so he won’t pee in his [...]
Introducing the “Shake Weight.” Apparently this helps us girls erase arm flab. But it looks like it’s used for something else… I WONDER WHAT? I like how the awkward blowjob motion is called “dynamic inertia.” But really, this thing just helps a girl improve her handjob skills. Maybe I need one… WHAT’S THEIR PHONE NUMBER?!?!
