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31 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Music FAIL

2011 is not off to a good start in the realm of music. Take “Love Hangover” as exhibition 1. Take “Ain’t No Thang But A Chicken Wing” as exhibition 2.

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31 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Another Embarrassing Picture

Monday is upon us again leaving another weekend in the dust. Did you have a few too many drinks? We’ve all been there….at a wedding with friends and taking advantage of the full bar. You anxiously await for the pictures to be uploaded to Facebook so you can recount all the fun memories that are [...]

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28 January 2011 ~ View Comments

How to be Drunk

You might think you know how to be drunk, but until you’ve read this then you probably don’t fully grasp the progression of awesome conscious and unconscious decisions being made. Happy Friday! “Have a good day or a very bad day. Maybe even just a boring day. Drink two glasses of wine at 9 p.m. [...]

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27 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Men With Money

Everyone likes money, but don’t go into gold digger mode just cause you see a bank statement. Come on ladies! PS this guy deserves a round of applause for creativity.

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20 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Stupid Girls

Most often it’s the guys we like to pick on, but this week in particular there seems to be a LOT of stupid girls and we cannot let the stupidness slip by unnoticed. Here is some Facebook evidence. For more evidence click here.

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17 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Dumb Douchebag

I love pranksters that dish it out to douchebags. I hope this douche is scarred from taking self portraits with his shirt up. Do you think he learned his lesson?

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14 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Dating Advice From The Vice President

Dating advice is a tricky thing. Young girls need thoughtful dating advice to be able to navigate the scary world and Joe Biden has one piece of advice worth repeating.

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14 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Happy Anniversary!

I sure hope that after all these years Lisa & Dick still have a good sense of humor!

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13 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Plastic Surgery Commercial

This doctor is GOOD! Who wouldn’t want plastic surgery after seeing all the benefits?

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13 January 2011 ~ View Comments

10 Worst Movie Pick Up Lines

1) “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.” – Twilight 2) “I really wish that you’d come home with me. You’re so cute and I’m really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too.” -Leaving Las Vegas 3) “You know, mistletoe can be [...]

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