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26 October 2009 ~ View Comments

“Gifted” Man Seeks Woman on Craigslist

Worst personal ad ever. I’m sorry dude, but no guy needs to play up their “gifted” abilities if you’re really that impressive. And Jean Claude Van Damme, really? Click the image to see a larger picture.

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From JerksinyourArea, a Craigslist humor site.

View Comments to ““Gifted” Man Seeks Woman on Craigslist”

  1. Jessica Renea Cocker 26 October 2009 at 11:31 am Permalink

    That has to be a joke… (at least I'm hoping)

  2. Anita 21 December 2009 at 6:33 pm Permalink

    That definitely a joke, and probably the funniest post i have ever seen. That guy is hilarious.

  3. blackrose313 29 December 2009 at 1:54 am Permalink

    lol are you serious? this guys so full of him self!this is the kind of guy if you fuck him he would put a mirror on your face.

  4. blackrose313 29 December 2009 at 1:55 am Permalink

    he kisses him self in the mirror too….

  5. Chelsea Dean Dobson 30 December 2009 at 10:34 am Permalink

    haha every last line of this is the epitome of douchebaggery..

  6. Chelsea Dean Dobson 30 December 2009 at 6:34 pm Permalink

    haha every last line of this is the epitome of douchebaggery..

  7. zenboy78 4 February 2010 at 3:32 pm Permalink

    SOB stole my ad!!,
    I mean how many 'gifted 31 year old guys' can there be?. I think He and I, need to have a Jean Claude Van Damme dance off. There can be only 1, wait am i mixing up movies?. He allways has the twins brothers raised in the by french nuns, and allways does the splits & shows his bare ass. Sorry easy mistake to make, oh i am NOT related to his cousin by the way. Ladies i await the influx of your attention.

  8. Pooptrickle 9 November 2010 at 5:11 pm Permalink

    You all sound like the idiots for taking this ad seriously. I have never seen anything this blatantly humorous and your failure to recognize that should be embarrassing to yourself. I mean “Arby’s drive through”, and “computer at the public library”, c’mon now.


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