We’re not that Gullible Paris
This weekend Paris Hilton was caught with 8 ounces of cocaine in her purse, but don’t go jumping to conclusion guys, it was not her cocaine. The queen of excuses came up with the following reasons why the cocaine was not hers:
- It’s not my purse! A source explains that the purse was not a designer label and therefore couldn’t be owned by Paris.
- I borrowed the purse because mine didn’t match. I didn’t see it [the cocaine] and thought it was gum.
- It could be a setup. Everyone knows how against cocaine I am.
- Oh and the police might have not followed the correct procedure.
Oh Paris you are such a genius!