Jersey Shore Is a Trashy Mess (Like Everyone Expected)
For those of you who missed it, MTV’s Jersey Shore premiered last night, and was the biggest d-bag fest since Jon Gosselin’s bachelor party. I’ve honestly never encounter seen so many tangerine people, I’m afraid they’ll give me cancer by staring at them. My favorite cast member is probably Snooki, who tries to get with this dude in the clip below, only to have him vomit all over himself. Classy!
Remember girls, if you ever encounter any of these guys at the clubs, you know who to call 
Aaaand one more video of Snooki
I hate these people. All of them. So much.
I hate these people. All of them. So much.