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17 August 2009 ~ View Comments

Some Loser (from the UK!) has a List of Female Name Meanings

DJMick.co.uk has posted a list of what kind of girl you are based on your name. Granted, it’s supposed to be tongue-and-cheek, but you might get a little upset when you see that your name means “I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.” Here’s a couple on the list to pique your interest.

Full list is on their website here (semi-NSFW! Some racy shots of girls)

Partial List from DJMick.co.uk

Angela – Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.

Anita – Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.

Ann – bone idle, can’t be arsed to put an ‘e’ at the end of her name.

Anna – likes lists, will have to open an instruction manual before she even considers a sexual act.

Annabelle – Doesn’t wear knickers.

Anneliese – seems shy but in reality a serious sexual deviant.

Anneka – Sporty type, in and out of the bedroom.

Annette – She’s BIG, like really BIG!!.

Anne – Looks like a horse, can’t drive.

Anne-Marie – Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly formed breasts

Annie – Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.

Ashlee – Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about secs.

Aubreigh – Strange and mysterious and quite scary in an undefined way.

Audrie – wants to be a lesbian but hasn’t got the bottle, just goes through the motions.

Aurora – Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream but sadly swings the other way.

View Comments to “Some Loser (from the UK!) has a List of Female Name Meanings”

  1. djmick 17 August 2009 at 11:24 pm Permalink

    Loser? That's the nicest thing I've ever been so called, so thanks for the compliment ;-)

  2. MsTaken 18 August 2009 at 4:09 pm Permalink

    All in good fun Mick! Thanks for the comment :D


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