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08 February 2010 ~ Comments Off

Madonna and Baby Jesus Broke Up?

Celebrity Mania has some not so surprising news about the Material Girl and her comparatively baby-aged BF Jesus:

Madonna has reportedly split from her much younger boyfriend Jesus Luz, because they do not have common things to talk about. Bringing up the news was Hollyscoop, which cited a friend of the “Material Girl” as saying, “As Madonna told me, ‘We’ve just run out of things to talk about. I mean, it’s really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, but that’s about it.’ “

“The problem with Jesus is as simple as it is obvious,” the friend further shared the obvious. “It’s the age difference. He’s 23. She’s 51. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people. He’s perfectly nice, a gentleman and very smart. But they are in such different places in their lives.”

Another source pointed out on why the relationship could last for a year. “The physical intimacy they share is strong and powerful,” the source said. “Look, here’s the simple and honest truth: she was swept away by him and she even thought she could marry him. It happens. It was a sexy fantasy. She’s only human.”

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