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28 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Chris Brown Sucks Fan’s Knee Onstage

Chris Brown brought a fan onstage during a recent performance in Detroit, where he proceeded to grind, strip off his shirt, and kiss and suck  … her knee! Check out the video below. Do you think Chris went too far with his fan appreciation? Maybe he just has a secret knee fetish, LOL.

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21 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Teen Bride Gets Reality Show

Courtney Stodden, 17-year-old bride of Lost actor Doug Hutchison, who is 34 years her senior, has just signed a deal to produce a reality show about the couple’s lives. Stodden’s mother said, “They’re going to be very, very open about their lives. They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits.” More stuff [...]

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19 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Italian PM Brags about Sleeping with Eight Women in One Night

Silvio Berlusconi, the 74-year-old prime minister of Italy, is currently under investigation for allegedly using taxpayer money and government aircraft to jet around the country with prostitutes. Berlusconi was wire-tapped by investigators and transcripts of the taped conversations were leaked last weekend. Here are some of the gems that surfaced: Oh, to pass the days [...]

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14 September 2011 ~ View Comments

IKEA Trials Daycare for Men Who Hate Shopping

Tired of dragging your whining boyfriend around while shopping for furniture? An IKEA store in Sydney, Australia, recently tested out Mänland, a man-friendly daycare area complete with foosball tables, Xboxes, hot dogs, and pinball machines. Timed buzzers were handed out to partners and spouses to remind them to collect their men 30 minutes later. Mänland [...]

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12 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Too Soon? Jim Carrey Sings “Creep” for NY Audience

If you’ll recall, Jim Carrey has had some creeper moments lately. This time, he’s singing karaoke for the lucky people living on the lower east side who happened to be at Arlene’s Grocery. He so ironically chose to sing “Creep” by Radiohead. It does not appear that he sent a shout out to Emma Stone [...]

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08 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Letter to a Pervert

Dear man who jerked off to me in the subway, Ladies have to deal with a lot these days! We still struggle with equality in the workplace, cat calls happen everyday as we walk down the street and now I have to deal with you on my way home?! I know the subway – well [...]

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07 September 2011 ~ View Comments

The Hunt for the Perfect Boyfriend is Complete…Thanks Google!

Where would we all be without Google? Most likely, we’d be sitting alone on our couches staring at our white walls. Well, it’s time to tip our hats once again to Google for making it easier than ever to get a boyfriend who is attentive, loves our friends and family and remembers everything we say! [...]

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06 September 2011 ~ View Comments

A Bicycle Built for Three???

We’ve all heard the famous song “A Bicycle Built for Two,” and we all know the song lyrics aren’t “a bicycle built for three,” for a reason. It’s because we’ve all had to be a third wheel at some point in our lives and it’s never fun! Our friends at Jezebel have put together a [...]

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30 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Snakes on a Plane…For Real!

Not exactly sure what would possess someone to actually put snakes – and a few turtles – in their pants and try to get through airport security. But that’s exactly what this guy did…what an idiot! The perpetrator missed his flight at the Miami International Airport after scanners detected the seven exotic snakes and three tortoises [...]

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29 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Naked Helping? Florida Man Should Help by Putting His Clothes On!

Giving back to the community is important. We should all take time to participate in service projects to better our communities. That’s exactly what a Florida man, Robert Johnson, thought he was doing. However, the crowd at Vero Beach really wished Johnson didn’t like giving back to his community by walking along the beach naked. [...]

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