Ways to be Cool
Take note men! These are the ways to be cool and impress the ladies. Print this list off and start working your way down until you have transformed yourself from nerdy to cool.
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Art Majors = Sluts
Choose your college major with care! Below is a chart that shows the virginity rates among students by major. Wellesley College published these results from a past study they did. I think between asking someone’s major and their cell phone type I can effectively predict how slutty they are!
Worst Ex-Boyfriend Award
How many times is too many to call an ex in one day? 5 calls in one day seems excessive to me, but apparently I’m thinking minor leagues. After Jason Annis’s girlfriend dumped him for another man he proceeded to contact her 2,000 times in one week. That breaks down to 1,046 phone calls, 630 [...]
Pick Your Poison
You know that point in a relationship that you start wondering what the other person’s number is? Well just glance at their phone. iPhone = Slutty McSlutterson BlackBerry = Mr Mediocre Android = Mr Mommy Still Folds My Underwear Pick your poison! **This was an actual study done by the dating site OK Cupid.
Good People Win The Day
I love when that happens! ABC news does a segment called “What Would You Do?” They put people in awkward situations and then tape what happens. In this clip they wanted to test what people would do when a man tries to lure a VERY drunk girl to his hotel. Embarrassingly enough many of us [...]
Best Birth Control Ever
My new favorite blog shitmykidsruined.com has to be the best birth control I have ever personally encountered. Here is a taste of the medicine. It is straight up impressive how much destruction some kids are capable of.
A Favorite Revisited: Lessons in Douchebaggery
I stumbled into an old post and could not stop laughing at this. How to be a douchebag stalker in five easy steps. These Facebook posts were first seen on College Humor. Step One: Awkward Private Message to Girl. Make sure to include a lame title (Haha, like a tiger. Thanks I didn’t get it before!). [...]
Scruffy Men
How much scruffy is too much scruffy? The bad boy look has always been somewhat in style, but recently it seems to have shifted to an extreme. Beards are getting longer and longer. What do you think?
Thirsty?
BrewDog is a Scottish beer containing 55% alcohol. If that is not manly enough, they package the beer in a taxidermied rodent. Rodents aren’t usually prized possessions, but these bad boys cost $760 a bottle. My biggest question…..Once you finish the bottle of beer can you put another bottle in? Imagine if you got iced [...]