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29 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Birthday Wishes for Child Bride Courtney Stodden

Turning 17 is usually not that eventful…there are no “Sweet 16″ or “Bar Hopping” parties; however, for child bride Courtney Stodden, it’s a pretty big deal! Now, she’s only 34 years younger than her husband, Doug Hutchison. It is a good day! So what did she get for her birthday??? She got a shopping spree [...]

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26 August 2011 ~ View Comments

A Secret Admirer for Condoleezza Rice

When Libyan rebels took control of Moammar Gadhafi’s compound this week, we’re sure there were plenty of strange happenings and discoveries to be made. The creepiest thing to surface so far is a photo album featuring pictures of Condoleezza Rice. Gadhafi’s been somewhat vocal about this crush stating the following: “I support my darling black [...]

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25 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Creeper Alert! Jim Carrey Makes a Pass at Emma Stone

Jim Carrey has publicly announced his love for Emma Stone…on his website…classy! He proclaimed the following: “Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we’d laugh all day long, go camping and [...]

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24 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Shaquille O’Neal Charms Newsweek Writer: I Want U or Rihanna

A series of emails between Newsweek writer Allison Samuels and Shaq have surfaced unveiling an awkward conversation about his interest in certain women – and some really bad typos! Evidently, the women Allison was suggesting for him aren’t hot enough or already belong to someone else (Dwayne Wade) so he started making his own suggestions, [...]

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24 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Busted and Charged with Assault…Joseph Francis has Gone Wild

Joseph Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, has been charged with assault, false imprisonment and other misdemeanor crimes. Three women who got in his limousine outside a Hollywood club claim he was taking them to their car but they were taken to his gated house instead. If Francis is charged, he faces five years in [...]

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23 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Male Version of a Boob Job: Fake Abs

People do strange things in order to change their appearance. Contouring…have you heard of this? Celebrity Big Brother contestant, Darryn Lyons, has revealed he had an appointment with a surgeon to create a set of abs. Instead of heading to the gym like the rest of us do…well, sometimes…he decided surgery was a better option. [...]

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23 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Fiancé Busted: Olivia Newton-John’s Daughter Calls Off Wedding

Heartache ensues for Olivia Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, who has called off her wedding to martial arts expert James Driskill. The 25-year-old, LA-based singer is said to have called off her wedding after finding out he is already married! How did she find out? A friend stepped up to the plate and told her when [...]

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19 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Gerard Depardieu Pees on Plane, Is Sorry

Sacre bleu! On Tuesday, French actor Gerard Depardieu was hauled off a plane scheduled to fly from Paris to Dublin after he peed on the floor in front of the passengers. Another passenger claims that he appeared to have been drinking and stood up just before takeoff and shouted, “Je veux pisser!” (“I want to [...]

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18 August 2011 ~ View Comments

A&F Tries to Get Off “The Situation”

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been given an interesting offer by big-time clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch. In what we thought was just an offer to be their new “black and white pinup boy,” the company has asked the big “Guerrilla Juice Head” to stop wearing their clothes out in public. A&F stated [...]

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17 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Sex or Smartphone

How important is your smartphone? Here’s a good test: Would you rather go a week without your phone or sex? Did you pause to think about it? If you did, you’re not alone according to a new survey that reveals some startling statistics about how important our phones have become. According to the study: One-third [...]

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