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11 December 2009 ~ Comments Off

Bobby Bottleservice’s Jersey Shore

I hope all of you have been following the trashiness that is MTV’s Jersey Shore. A comedian did a fake audition for the show. Pretty much hits the nail on the head. Bobby Bottleservice – Jersey Shore Audition Tape – watch more funny videos

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10 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Top 20 Douchebag Pickup Lines

The Frisky has compiled a wonderful list of 20 of the worst pickup lines men have ever used. These are my favorites. 1. “Is your boyfriend sitting here?” (He sits down.) “Now he is.” 3. (Instant message on a dating site.) “I’d like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending.” [...]

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10 December 2009 ~ Comments Off

Worst Craigslist m4w Ad Ever

I’m glad a man is willing to overlook this lady’s flaws. Love is a truly wonderful thing. Also check our other events going on this month!

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09 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Camera Catches Homeless Woman Living in Guy’s Attic

Apparently this guy set up a camera when he noticed that all of his food was going missing. Absolutely terrifying. I guess she had been there for a couple weeks already. via.

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08 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Douchebag of the Year Award

Alright voters, here’s the contest information and how to win: There are two rounds to determining the biggest douchebag of 2009. First round we want your submissions! Tell us who was this year’s biggest douchebag by tweeting your submission by using our tweet button at the top-right of this post. We’ll accept submissions until December [...]

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07 December 2009 ~ Comments Off

Tiger Woods Watch Continues: Extended Voicemail Discovered

The internet continues to laugh at Tiger Woods today. With his mistress count being upped to five or six, no one is sparing much sympathy for him. College Humor has found the fullversion of Tiger Woods’ voicemail he left for his mistress. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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04 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Jersey Shore Is a Trashy Mess (Like Everyone Expected)

For those of you who missed it, MTV’s Jersey Shore premiered last night, and was the biggest d-bag fest since Jon Gosselin’s bachelor party. I’ve honestly never encounter seen so many tangerine people, I’m afraid they’ll give me cancer by staring at them. My favorite cast member is probably Snooki, who tries to get with [...]

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03 December 2009 ~ Comments Off

Oh Snap! It’s The Slow Jam Remix

Wow possibly douchebag of the year! Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix sound bite  Tiger Woods Has An Affair sound bites

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03 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Tiger Woods is a Cheetah!

Wonder how long it took the New York Post to come up with this one?

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02 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Douchebag of the Day: Tiger Woods

Today’s Douchebag of the day has to go to Tiger Woods. US Weekly just released the voicemail message from Tiger Woods to a new girl that previously alleged he was seeing, Jaimee Grubbs. So that’s two girls (so far!) that Tiger Woods has been cheating with, which earns him his Douchebag of the Day award. [...]

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