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05 August 2009 ~ Comments Off

Everyone gets Boners

Everyone get ready for the Wunder Boner. Thanks to Miranda, a Facebook bff, for showing us this gem. Not only is it called THE WUNDER BONER, but it features a video of some guys vigorously stroking their shaft. I mean fish. And then they all sit down for a manly dinner, where they probably talk [...]

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Guys Suck, and other News

The girls over at Lemon Drop are starting a semi-regular column called Relationship Whoas, and they need your stories about douchebag guys. “We want your stories of horrible dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Amazing tales of the guys you dated who had two cars and two cell phones so he [...]

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Man’s Penis Superglued by Four Angry Women

One of my favorite sites, Tabloid Prodigy, posted this gem about a philandering husband and the four women who got revenge on him by super-gluing his penis to his stomach. This sounds like a good romantic comedy movie, except the part where the guy has to undergo painful surgery so he won’t pee in his [...]

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*Update* Five Creepiest Guys on Youtube

Esquire Online has a wonderful list of the five creepiest men on Youtube.  Here’s my favorite: You like to sing along with your favorite songs? Me too. And so does this crazy bizarro twin that escaped from Christopher Lloyd’s basement. If you want more of this guy’s stuff, he’s been filling YouTube with videos that [...]

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Worst Douchebag Voicemail Ever Heard

We tweeted about this dreamboat a couple days ago, but I had to post it here in case anyone hasn’t heard it. Some guy named Dimitri is leaving a voicemail for his date. I can’t say anything to describe the doucheyness contained inside. You’ll just have to listen for yourself. From: Entertonement.com

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More About Britain’s Biggest Douche.

*VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE.* So we posted a video on our Facebook and Twitter feeds about the above man-monster who is known only as “Britain’s Biggest Douche.” Turns out the actual name of this monkey-faced douchetard is Scott Alexander, who is apparently rich (but spends most of it on getting more tan than an orangesicle). According [...]

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