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The last of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses, Natalie “Natty Baby” Kenly, has kicked him to the curb. In true douche style, Sheen allegedly shrugged it off by claiming “it’s not a common thing for the Masheen” and having sex with three other women the same night. Just when we thought it might not be possible for [...]
Wednesday night, after the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup (apparently people care about this?), angry mobs of Canadians took to the streets of Vancouver and destroyed basically anything and everything within reach. It was a fiery bloodbath of uncontrollable crowds…all because of a hockey game (WTF?). In the midst of mayhem, a photograph was taken [...]
As you probably have heard, Hugh Hefner’s bride-to-be, Crystal Harris, has called off the wedding…with less than a week to go before the big day (douchebag move if you ask us!). Poor Hef. Just when we thought the perpetual bachelor/playboy king would tie the knot! So what was Crystal’s reasoning behind her seemingly sudden decision? [...]
Summer is finally here! Unfortunately for us, that gives the douches even more reason to flaunt their tats, tanks, muscles and Ed Hardy swimwear. As obnoxious and disturbing as it is, we all have to agree that it can be highly entertaining. I’m sure we can all picture that douche on the beach chugging brewskis, [...]
Who is the bigger douche politician? Schwarzenegger or Edwards? It is one thing to cheat on your wife who is dying of cancer. It’s a whole other thing to use potentially illegal campaign contributions to cover it up. Or at least so says the government. So now Edwards has been indicted. Is anyone really surprised? [...]
OK, so we know Twitter helped support a revolution in Egypt and it is where a majority of us get our news first but is this the way its gonna play out now… Twumped is another weird Twitter spin-off which “shows the twitter users that have recently split up, broken up or been dumped by [...]
Want to know what your virtual penis size is? Well now thanks to e-Penis, all you have to do is enter your Twitter handle and ta-da! Instant results! We had way too much fun trying this out on our favorite celebrities. Here how they stacked up:
In every art form that Ashton Kutcher touches — whether it be cheesy throwback-era sitcoms, prank -based reality television, or ironic trucker hats — he really raises the bar. Given this incredibly successful career arc, it is only a natural progression for him to enter the social media application market. The software, called “A+” (Ashton [...]
While these guys may not be able to put two and two together we here at Ms. Taken certainly can. Paraphrasing Malcolm X, it appears the chickens have come home to roost during the filming of their new season of Jersey Shore in Italy. And when we say roost we mean Ronnie’s fists of fury [...]
Rich douchebags no longer need to rely on flashing their bling or fancy cars to impress the ladies. Luxury condom brand Naked has released a $56 box of condoms (over $4 per condom!), promising thinner, softer latex and high-tech lubrication. The condoms are sized as standard, large, and extra-large, and CEO Jud Ireland notes that [...]
