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29 March 2011 ~ View Comments

K-Fed Soon To Be Baby Daddy x5

It seems Kevin Federline is trying really hard to play the “alpha male” role. He’s already got two kids with Shar Jackson, two with Brittney Spears, and now he’s expecting another with his girlfriend Victoria Prince. This douchebag obviously doesn’t know a thing about contraceptives.

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25 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Givenchy FAIL

I’ve been searching up and down for a shirt that epitomizes douchebaggery and I have finally found it. Not only is this shirt hideous, but it’s also $800 dollars. Designers claim that prices are driven up my material, print and exclusivity but I have a hard time understanding this in reference to the awful clown/ leopard [...]

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24 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Sperm Pants

I have no words for this.

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23 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Safe Sexting

Safe Sexting: The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices. Girl : I dunno, should I send john this pic? Girl two : It’s fine, John practices Safe Sexting! Girl [...]

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18 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Killer Abs

I’m pretty sure this is what The Situation used to get his six-pack.

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17 March 2011 ~ View Comments

What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex – NOTHING

Yeah what is it that men think about? Apparently nothing besides sex. Sheridan Simove pictured above is the book’s “writer” and being the creative genius that he is, he left the pages blank. The book “What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex” is a best seller and has outsold “The Da Vinci Code” on Amazon.

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07 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Supermarket Dating

Lovelorn Asda (UK grocery store) has launched a dating website that matches potential partners based on their shopping habits. A survey of 10,000 Asda shoppers found that 71% of men considered supermarkets to be a better place to find a date than pubs and bars. I can already imagine this….On my profile I would make [...]

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04 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Vodka Vs. Yoga

Will you be using vodka or yoga this weekend to practice your poses?

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01 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Top 20 Rudest Cities

Foursquare engineers compiled this list based of cities with the highest percentage of curse words. Do you think this list would also be a good indicator of where the douchebags are at?

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25 February 2011 ~ View Comments

Girl Code Can Be Tricky

Most girls would admit we don’t like playing mind games, but it’s hard to deny that we have our own language that is completely separate from our male counterparts. I think this video nails girl code perfectly; not to mention they highlighted the fact that not all men get girl code.

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