From the folks who help you fend off douchebags with the Ms. Taken Femme Fatale Ring.
Take a look. We dare you!
Stiletto Revolt posted a link yesterday featuring Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and more talking about the rampant ageism that occurs in Hollywood. I have sympathy for these girls, but they’re also making a ton of money. What about people like me?! Doesn’t anyone care that I ‘m getting old and wrinkly?!
Esquire Online has a wonderful list of the five creepiest men on Youtube. Here’s my favorite:
You like to sing along with your favorite songs? Me too. And so does this crazy bizarro twin that escaped from Christopher Lloyd’s basement. If you want more of this guy’s stuff, he’s been filling YouTube with videos that will similarly haunt you in your dreams.
I hear he’s single. That’s really surprising.
Read the rest here.
*Update*
Our friend Lizzie on Facebook informed us that the operatic dream-hunk shown above is actually a registered sex offender. Our bad.
We tweeted about this dreamboat a couple days ago, but I had to post it here in case anyone hasn’t heard it. Some guy named Dimitri is leaving a voicemail for his date. I can’t say anything to describe the doucheyness contained inside. You’ll just have to listen for yourself.
From: Entertonement.com
It’s our first day of blogging for MsTaken!
*Uncorking champagne bottles*
Our Twitter and Facebook fan pages have been so successful, and we’ve had such positive feedback from everyone, that we’ve decided to create a blog. We’re hoping to add even more hilariousness, gossip and videos (aka trashy content you love). In short, this’ll be the best blog everrrr, so watch for more updates soon.
*VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE.* So we posted a video on our Facebook and Twitter feeds about the above man-monster who is known only as “Britain’s Biggest Douche.” Turns out the actual name of this monkey-faced douchetard is Scott Alexander, who is apparently rich (but spends most of it on getting more tan than an orangesicle).
According to Wikipedia, the most trustworthy site ever, he’s so douchey that he purchased a Eastern European town and renamed it in his likeness. Ugh. Also, his website is terrible.
In case you didn’t see the original video we posted, it’s below for your viewing pleasure!
Please don't point at me.
Most likely produced by this guy on the right (he’s looking at you!), this horrifying commercial advertising some sing-along video with moving ghost children. The video can only be described as “pedotastic,” especially with the creepy narration. The possessed floating zombie babies don’t help much either. The whole thing is a hot mess.
Reference Link:
SINGING BABIES! from Everything Is Terrible on Vimeo.
Introducing the “Shake Weight.” Apparently this helps us girls erase arm flab. But it looks like it’s used for something else… I WONDER WHAT? I like how the awkward blowjob motion is called “dynamic inertia.”
But really, this thing just helps a girl improve her handjob skills.
Maybe I need one… WHAT’S THEIR PHONE NUMBER?!?!
