Ms. Taken Blog

OK, John Stamos is pretty hot … but OMG watching him cuddle with Bob Saget is so awkward!

Arnold was photographed last weekend wearing a t-shirt that said “I survived Maria.” It turns out that the former governor’s staff made these shirts as a joke before he left office last year. They were printed with the dates “2007-2010,” but Arnold’s tee had “2007″ crossed out and replaced with “1977,” the year he and Maria began dating.

It’s such poor taste for Arnie to wear this shirt out in public, considering the Governator’s pending divorce proceedings with Maria Shriver and his cheating, scumbag ways!

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino just inked a deal to design tuxedos for Flow Formal Wear … to the tune of six figures! Seriously? The dude doesn’t even like to wear shirts.

Molson Coors has launched Animee, a new beer line that is targeted at women and available in three flavors: clear filtered, crisp rose (tinted pink), and zesty lemon. The beers are lighter and less gassy than normal brews.

Molson Coors marketing director Chris McDonough said “It’s important when launching a female beer not to be too patronizing.” Yeah, making your women-oriented beer “prettier” and ignoring sexism in beers ads is totally not patronizing at all.

In a survey commissioned by L.A. Fitness, 18 percent of respondents voted for 66-year-old Helen Mirren to win “Body of the Year,” beating out Elle “The Body” Macpherson, J. Lo., and Pippa Middleton. You go girl!

Beth Ditto rocks it with “I Wrote the Book”!

Too many of these sound familiar, am I right? (via SchmittenKitten)

Here’s an approval matrix to determine whether a dude’s hobbies make him swoon-worthy or not. Do you agree with the picks?

(via The Frisky)

Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa and Fabio are going “Mano a Mano in el Baño” to see who is the ultimate Old Spice Guy. Challenge numero uno: write the perfect love letter.

Fabio went for a “music song that speak to the heart,” with hilariously cheesy beats and a “Fabiooo” whisper at the end.

Old Spice Guy opted for a fill-in-the-blanks love letter he “once wrote for a mermaid I took to the prom.”

Who’s your pick?

Forget veggie-dog carts and Korean BBQ food trucks: this weekend Trojan “Good Vibrations” trucks will hit NYC, conveniently positioned outside of bars. The Trojan trucks will be giving away free condoms and vibrating rings, as well as promoting a new product called the “vibrating Twister.”