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The Quotable Douchebag is a treasury of random quotes said by celebrities when they should have just put their foot in their mouth instead.

Quotes include gems like:

“The Bible has 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think I would be one of the characters of today’s modern bible?”
-Kanye West

“[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are just big words, like gymnasium.”
-Gene Simmons

“Girl I got you so wet it’s like a rain forest, like Jurassic Park, except I’m your Sex-A-Saurus baby.”
-R. Kelly

“I’m the Hiroshima of Love”
-Sylvester Stallone

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