So apparently celebrities do bad things sometimes, like when Bruce Vilanch ate a small child because Arby’s stopped doing their five for $5 roast beef sandwich deal.
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JUST KIDDING! Arbys still totally does that. Anyway, Cracked.com has a list of seven celebrities you love but also forgot that they did terrible things once. That was a sentence right?
Here’s a preview of my favorite, Tim Allen!
Allen was in an airport, minding his own business, looking to get from point A to point B just like everybody else. Unlike anybody else in the airport at the time, however, Allen was trying to take with him a staggering 1.4-pounds of cocaine, which our street connections tell us is enough to get high forever.
He was caught when drug-sniffing dogs at every airport within a 100 mile radius started going berserk, and life imprisonment loomed. He snitched on every single drug dealer he knew, which reduced his sentence to a mere 3 to 7 years, and he was released 28 months later.
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