The Situation’s Ab Secrets
Whhyyy? I can understand how people can get sucked into watching Jersey Shore; the show is like watching a train wreck. The one thing I cannot understand is his attempts to make music, be a designer and a fitness guru. Only Oprah can pull off that many feats!
I imagine these are his best ab secrets:
- Steroids! Steroids! Steroids!
- Brag about ‘em.
- Order low calorie drinks when at the clubs – shots ONLY.
- Tanning booths, screw the cancer scare, you get a more toned look.
- Flex as often as possible. Even if that means lifting up your shirt and flexing 10 times a night.
When in doubt you can always just paint them on!