Speidi = Puke in my Mouth
Recently Spencer Pratt announced he was writing another book, but this time it would be focusing on his relationship with Heidi Montag. He said, “My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section. This one is going to be totally different. I’m not holding anything back.” Here’s an idea, maybe it didn’t make the best-seller list because it sucked.
Most recently Spencer announced that he was in negotiations with porn execs at Vivid Entertainment for a tape he had of Heidi. He rambled on to say that he has enough footage for an entire website along with sex tapes of Heidi pre-surgery and post. If that’s not enough he also has footage of Heidi and a Playboy model in sexual acts.
Sounds like a gem! Actually I think I just puked in my mouth.


