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21 April 2010 ~ View Comments

How To Spot A Douchebag

Douchebags are everywhere and should be avoided at all costs. How do you pick out the Douchey McDouchersons from the rest of the world? You have to look for the signs!

Here are some common douchebaggery signals to keep an eye out for!

1. Ed Hardy clothing

2. Tribal Tattoos

3. Excessive Tans

4. Too much cologne

5. Always has on a necklace

6. Kissy faces

7. Obnoxious, plastic-looking hair

8. Saggy pants

9. Anything by Affliction

& 10. Attention seeking cars

There you have it ladies. Happy hunting & beware!

View Comments to “How To Spot A Douchebag”

  1. shmakim 28 April 2010 at 5:44 pm Permalink

    I guess little girls will always fall for little boys. Sooner or later we all grow up…

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  4. shirley 8 August 2011 at 11:59 pm Permalink

    These pictures made me laugh so hard and this article is so funny.
    One problem with this article though.  I would never in a million years go for a guy like the ones you described, in fact my friends and I have no problem laughing at these guys when they approach us.  Some douchebags hide it so well.  I mean really, really well, I used to go for nerdy guys and trust me they can be some of the biggest douches around, I think it’s because their nerdiness makes some of us girls let our guard down and they take advantage of it.  No more nerdy guys for me.


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