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30 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Fake Condoms That Make Us ROTFL

New Condoms makes corporate logos and slogans suddenly dirty by slapping them on condom wrappers. Here are some gems: In-N-Out Burger: Gatorade: KFC: How would you react if a guy pulled out one of these?

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29 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Creepy Suitcase Sticker

What’s the quickest way to freak people out on your airplane flight? Slap a sticker of a gagged-and-bound woman on the outside of your suitcase. The sticker was featured on the Today Show this morning, along with another product from thecheeky.com called a “hickytat” that allows you to “brand the one you love” with epithets [...]

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23 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Bristol Palin Rides Mechanical Bull, Gets into Bar Fight

Bristol Palin was riding a mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch in West Hollywood last night when a drunk guy started heckling her and dissing her mother, former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. The patron yelled “Your mother’s a whore!” Bristol marched up to him and got in a heated discussion. After the bargoer told [...]

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22 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Charlie’s Angels Crew Member Fired after Groping Minka Kelly

A Charlie’s Angels crew member was fired in August after sexually harassing actress Minka Kelly. He reportedly slapped her on the butt on set while waving a $100 bill. Minka was so upset that when he tried to apologize the next day, she slapped him in the face. The show producers were none too pleased [...]

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21 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Teen Bride Gets Reality Show

Courtney Stodden, 17-year-old bride of Lost actor Doug Hutchison, who is 34 years her senior, has just signed a deal to produce a reality show about the couple’s lives. Stodden’s mother said, “They’re going to be very, very open about their lives. They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits.” More stuff [...]

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16 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Lindsay Lohan: Still A Hot Mess

While out partying in NYC last night with her mother, Dina (anyone else creeped out by that?), Lindsay Lohan allegedly threw drinks at two other partygoers. One was Jaspin Rischen, an assigned photographer for V Magazine, sponsor of the party Lohan was attending. He later tweeted: “Wow. Lindsay Lohan is as trashy as they always [...]

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14 September 2011 ~ View Comments

IKEA Trials Daycare for Men Who Hate Shopping

Tired of dragging your whining boyfriend around while shopping for furniture? An IKEA store in Sydney, Australia, recently tested out Mänland, a man-friendly daycare area complete with foosball tables, Xboxes, hot dogs, and pinball machines. Timed buzzers were handed out to partners and spouses to remind them to collect their men 30 minutes later. Mänland [...]

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12 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Too Soon? Jim Carrey Sings “Creep” for NY Audience

If you’ll recall, Jim Carrey has had some creeper moments lately. This time, he’s singing karaoke for the lucky people living on the lower east side who happened to be at Arlene’s Grocery. He so ironically chose to sing “Creep” by Radiohead. It does not appear that he sent a shout out to Emma Stone [...]

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08 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Letter to a Pervert

Dear man who jerked off to me in the subway, Ladies have to deal with a lot these days! We still struggle with equality in the workplace, cat calls happen everyday as we walk down the street and now I have to deal with you on my way home?! I know the subway – well [...]

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07 September 2011 ~ View Comments

The Hunt for the Perfect Boyfriend is Complete…Thanks Google!

Where would we all be without Google? Most likely, we’d be sitting alone on our couches staring at our white walls. Well, it’s time to tip our hats once again to Google for making it easier than ever to get a boyfriend who is attentive, loves our friends and family and remembers everything we say! [...]

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