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06 September 2011 ~ View Comments

A Bicycle Built for Three???

We’ve all heard the famous song “A Bicycle Built for Two,” and we all know the song lyrics aren’t “a bicycle built for three,” for a reason. It’s because we’ve all had to be a third wheel at some point in our lives and it’s never fun! Our friends at Jezebel have put together a [...]

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30 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Snakes on a Plane…For Real!

Not exactly sure what would possess someone to actually put snakes – and a few turtles – in their pants and try to get through airport security. But that’s exactly what this guy did…what an idiot! The perpetrator missed his flight at the Miami International Airport after scanners detected the seven exotic snakes and three tortoises [...]

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29 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Naked Helping? Florida Man Should Help by Putting His Clothes On!

Giving back to the community is important. We should all take time to participate in service projects to better our communities. That’s exactly what a Florida man, Robert Johnson, thought he was doing. However, the crowd at Vero Beach really wished Johnson didn’t like giving back to his community by walking along the beach naked. [...]

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29 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Birthday Wishes for Child Bride Courtney Stodden

Turning 17 is usually not that eventful…there are no “Sweet 16″ or “Bar Hopping” parties; however, for child bride Courtney Stodden, it’s a pretty big deal! Now, she’s only 34 years younger than her husband, Doug Hutchison. It is a good day! So what did she get for her birthday??? She got a shopping spree [...]

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26 August 2011 ~ View Comments

A Secret Admirer for Condoleezza Rice

When Libyan rebels took control of Moammar Gadhafi’s compound this week, we’re sure there were plenty of strange happenings and discoveries to be made. The creepiest thing to surface so far is a photo album featuring pictures of Condoleezza Rice. Gadhafi’s been somewhat vocal about this crush stating the following: “I support my darling black [...]

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25 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Tantrums in Sin City: Chris Brown Acts Out

Chris Brown has acted out again! While at a night club in Las Vegas, a source says he was throwing around some zingers toward staff. The source says: “Chris Brown went crazy again in Vegas last night. He called the manager and the bouncers f**gots and broke a bottle in his fit of anger! He [...]

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24 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Shaquille O’Neal Charms Newsweek Writer: I Want U or Rihanna

A series of emails between Newsweek writer Allison Samuels and Shaq have surfaced unveiling an awkward conversation about his interest in certain women – and some really bad typos! Evidently, the women Allison was suggesting for him aren’t hot enough or already belong to someone else (Dwayne Wade) so he started making his own suggestions, [...]

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24 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Busted and Charged with Assault…Joseph Francis has Gone Wild

Joseph Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, has been charged with assault, false imprisonment and other misdemeanor crimes. Three women who got in his limousine outside a Hollywood club claim he was taking them to their car but they were taken to his gated house instead. If Francis is charged, he faces five years in [...]

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23 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Male Version of a Boob Job: Fake Abs

People do strange things in order to change their appearance. Contouring…have you heard of this? Celebrity Big Brother contestant, Darryn Lyons, has revealed he had an appointment with a surgeon to create a set of abs. Instead of heading to the gym like the rest of us do…well, sometimes…he decided surgery was a better option. [...]

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23 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Fiancé Busted: Olivia Newton-John’s Daughter Calls Off Wedding

Heartache ensues for Olivia Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, who has called off her wedding to martial arts expert James Driskill. The 25-year-old, LA-based singer is said to have called off her wedding after finding out he is already married! How did she find out? A friend stepped up to the plate and told her when [...]

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