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22 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Celebs Under the Microscope: LeAnn Rimes Scrutinized About Weight…Again!

Ms. Rimes has been called out on her thinning frame again! This time, an overly-concerned gentleman at a restaurant in Chicago interrupted Rimes and friends during their meal to express how skinny she’s become. She quickly stopped eating in order to get this tweet out to her followers: “How dare someone come to me at [...]

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17 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Sex or Smartphone

How important is your smartphone? Here’s a good test: Would you rather go a week without your phone or sex? Did you pause to think about it? If you did, you’re not alone according to a new survey that reveals some startling statistics about how important our phones have become. According to the study: One-third [...]

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02 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Pink Beer? Blecch.

Molson Coors has launched Animee, a new beer line that is targeted at women and available in three flavors: clear filtered, crisp rose (tinted pink), and zesty lemon. The beers are lighter and less gassy than normal brews. Molson Coors marketing director Chris McDonough said “It’s important when launching a female beer not to be [...]

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25 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Sex Toy Trucks to Hit NYC

Forget veggie-dog carts and Korean BBQ food trucks: this weekend Trojan “Good Vibrations” trucks will hit NYC, conveniently positioned outside of bars. The Trojan trucks will be giving away free condoms and vibrating rings, as well as promoting a new product called the “vibrating Twister.”

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12 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Mila Kunis Accepts Marine’s Invite to Ball

A gutsy Marine posted a YouTube video asking Mila Kunis to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, N.C., on November 18. And last weekend she said yes! Sgt. Scott Moore, currently stationed in Afghanistan, has Mila’s Friends with Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake to thank. JT put Mila on the spot during an [...]

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05 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Charlie Sheen To Be Roasted on Comedy Central

Mark your calendars for September 19 (10 pm E.T.) when Charlie Sheen will get roasted on air by Comedy Central. According to a press release, “nothing will be off-limits,” and Sheen himself admitted that there would be no lack of material to choose from. “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for [...]

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30 June 2011 ~ View Comments

MSNBC Pundit Calls Obama a ‘Dick’, Gets Suspended

Time editor and TV analyst Mark Halperin called President Obama a “dick” on this morning’s broadcast of “Morning Joe” on MSNBC. Apparently there was some confusion over whether the 7-second delay was in place. Though Halperin apologized, MSNBC decided to suspend him indefinitely. Yeah dude, you might want to keep those types of comments to [...]

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28 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz: Secret Wedding

In true James Bond style, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz wed in a secret ceremony last week. Only four guests attended: Craig’s daughter and Weisz’s son, each from previous relationships, and two other friends. They kept their courtship under wraps after being linked last fall, but it became clear they were an item after they [...]

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27 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Bristol Palin’s ‘Stolen’ Virginity

In Bristol’s recent memoir, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, she wrote that ex Levi Johnston “cheated on me as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates” and called him a “gnat.” Bristol also said Levi “stole” her virginity while she was drunk on a camping trip. So, what exactly is she claiming happened? [...]

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27 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Charlie Sheen Dumped by His Final ‘Goddess’

The last of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses, Natalie “Natty Baby” Kenly, has kicked him to the curb. In true douche style, Sheen allegedly shrugged it off by claiming “it’s not a common thing for the Masheen” and having sex with three other women the same night. Just when we thought it might not be possible for [...]

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