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23 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Courtney Stodden: “Everything about me is real!”

Courtney Stodden, the 16 year old bride, has been making headlines the past couple of days for marrying 51 year old actor, Doug Hutchinson. The couple wed in Vegas last month and hope to prove to the world that age is nothing but a number. Here’s what the couple had to say about their marriage, [...]

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22 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Brits Get Hot and Heavy After Watching the Royal Wedding!

According to reports, demand for the morning after pill tripled in Northhamptonshire, an English county, the day after the Royal Wedding! Apparently, the Brits were so turned on by Kate and William’s nuptials that all inhibitions went out the window! Who knew the Royal Wedding was such an aphrodisiac!? Maybe it was William’s glaring bald [...]

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21 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Kissing Mask

Ever find yourself mid-make out sesh, wondering whether or not your form is perfect? (Probably not, but maybe). Or have you ever experienced a sloppy, slobbery MO and wished that there was a simple solution? Well, look no further than the ‘Doppelganger’ mask! Designed by Portuguese artist Didier Faustino, this “kissing mask” clamps over the [...]

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20 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Young Girls Worry About Being Fat

For our blog post today, we’re going to take a break from the usual douchebag bashing, and write about something pertaining more to women and our self-image. Today, Good Morning America featured a story about a 6 year old girl who already exhibits worry about her self-image and body. Watching the video was absolutely heart-breaking. [...]

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17 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Epitome of “Make Love, Not War”

Wednesday night, after the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup (apparently people care about this?), angry mobs of Canadians took to the streets of Vancouver and destroyed basically anything and everything within reach. It was a fiery bloodbath of uncontrollable crowds…all because of a hockey game (WTF?). In the midst of mayhem, a photograph was taken [...]

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16 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Trending Topics

Twitter is place where people of all demographics can come together to share information, ask for business advice, and compare their genitals to a movie. Yep. Twitter is a magical social universe where just about anything goes. Today, while browsing through tweets, we came across a hilarious trending topic that we thought merited recognition: #describeyourpeniswithamovietitle. [...]

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15 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Hugh Hefner: The Perpetual Bachelor

As you probably have heard, Hugh Hefner’s bride-to-be, Crystal Harris, has called off the wedding…with less than a week to go before the big day (douchebag move if you ask us!). Poor Hef. Just when we thought the perpetual bachelor/playboy king would tie the knot! So what was Crystal’s reasoning behind her seemingly sudden decision? [...]

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14 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Get Bikini Ready with Ironized Yeast Pills!

Ladies, it’s that time of year! Time to ditch the bulky sweaters and loose-fitting jeans and trade them in for floral dresses and bikinis! Nowadays, women work hard to whip their bodies into shape for the summer, trying any and every fad diet to rid the winter flab that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. However, [...]

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13 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Summer Douchebag DOs and DON’Ts

Summer is finally here! Unfortunately for us, that gives the douches even more reason to flaunt their tats, tanks, muscles and Ed Hardy swimwear. As obnoxious and disturbing as it is, we all have to agree that it can be highly entertaining. I’m sure we can all picture that douche on the beach chugging brewskis, [...]

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10 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Douches of the Day

This picture pretty much speaks for itself, but it’s always fun to elaborate on the douchey-ness of a gem such as this photograph. We’d like to point out a couple of our favorite things about this picture. see more funny videos, and check out our Yo Dawg lols! 1. The fact that there is three [...]

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