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24 June 2010 ~ View Comments

Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Want to be cool like the Jersey Shore kids? I know I do! Haha, but on a serious note, how did they ever come up with their names for the show? Names like J-Woww, The Situation and Snooki have to come from somewhere. I mean it is not just Jersey Shore that has horrible nicknames, [...]

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16 June 2010 ~ Comments Off

Who Likes This Site?

Apparently Bros Like This Site (that is literally what the site is called) in case you were wondering.  This web site has to top the list of crude web sites out there. I automatically hate this blogger, but he is sooo extreme that I cannot help but laugh at some of it. Some of the [...]

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28 May 2010 ~ View Comments

We’re In The New York Times!

Ms.Taken was mentioned in the Fashion+Style column this week in The New York Times! You can find us in the article titled ‘With This Ring, I Thee What?‘ The article talks about women wearing rings that all have their own different symbolic statements. From wedding rings, to divorce rings, to Ms.Taken rings, we love wearing [...]

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28 May 2010 ~ View Comments

Ms. Taken Tee Pre-Order Contest! Win An Amazing Prize Package!

You’ve made your voice heard and chosen your favorite design. Now you can be among the first to add the new Ms.Taken tee to your wardrobe! Not only will pre-ordering a shirt get you first dibs, but it will also enter you in our: Ms.Taken Tee Pre-Order Contest! Step 1: Order your tee by going [...]

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21 May 2010 ~ View Comments

This Week’s Top 5 Overheard In The Club Quotes!

This week on Overheard In The Club, there were a lot of hilarious examples of douchebaggery submitted to the site. Now that it’s Friday, we’d like to present to you our top 5 favorites of the week! 5. “Who wears tube socks to a club?!” 4. “Come sit on my lap & we’ll talk about [...]

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17 May 2010 ~ View Comments

Ms.Taken Ring Infomercial!

Love it! Finally posted for your viewing pleasure is our official Ms. Taken informercial! It may not be the “Puke In My Mouth” video spoof you’re used to, but it’s definitely worth a good laugh! Check it out! Also, make sure you order now to get the fake engagement ring, keychain, douchebag playing cards and [...]

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12 May 2010 ~ View Comments

Laura Bush is For Gay Marriage & Abortion

Laura Bush went on Larry King Live and revealed some pretty big differences between her and her husband, former president George W. Bush! Who would have thought!? Amazing! [PerezHilton]

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11 May 2010 ~ View Comments

People Are Not Hunky Dory With This Ad!

The Irish potato chip company, Hunky Dory, received complaints following their newest ads featuring a provocatively dressed woman in a rugby uniform. Can you find anything wrong with this ad? I can. I mean, who on earth refers to their breasts as “crisps.” Honestly, what’s that about? The only possible way this could make any [...]

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10 May 2010 ~ View Comments

Um, Excuse Me?! Are You Trying To Model?!

Whoever thought it was a good idea to put these photos on the internet should be reality checked as I’ve now been sitting here laughing for the past 10 minutes. Just try to imagine what these girls must be thinking in their heads during their photo shoot!

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07 May 2010 ~ View Comments

Ms. Taken On Reddit!

A redditor by the name of DylanSnyder41, posted one of our blog posts onto reddit a few weeks ago. Check out some of the comments it received! They are hilarious! *Click the image to make it larger* Nice title!

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