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29 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Creepy Suitcase Sticker

What’s the quickest way to freak people out on your airplane flight? Slap a sticker of a gagged-and-bound woman on the outside of your suitcase. The sticker was featured on the Today Show this morning, along with another product from thecheeky.com called a “hickytat” that allows you to “brand the one you love” with epithets [...]

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28 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Chris Brown Sucks Fan’s Knee Onstage

Chris Brown brought a fan onstage during a recent performance in Detroit, where he proceeded to grind, strip off his shirt, and kiss and suck  … her knee! Check out the video below. Do you think Chris went too far with his fan appreciation? Maybe he just has a secret knee fetish, LOL.

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23 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Bristol Palin Rides Mechanical Bull, Gets into Bar Fight

Bristol Palin was riding a mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch in West Hollywood last night when a drunk guy started heckling her and dissing her mother, former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. The patron yelled “Your mother’s a whore!” Bristol marched up to him and got in a heated discussion. After the bargoer told [...]

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12 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Too Soon? Jim Carrey Sings “Creep” for NY Audience

If you’ll recall, Jim Carrey has had some creeper moments lately. This time, he’s singing karaoke for the lucky people living on the lower east side who happened to be at Arlene’s Grocery. He so ironically chose to sing “Creep” by Radiohead. It does not appear that he sent a shout out to Emma Stone [...]

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08 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Letter to a Pervert

Dear man who jerked off to me in the subway, Ladies have to deal with a lot these days! We still struggle with equality in the workplace, cat calls happen everyday as we walk down the street and now I have to deal with you on my way home?! I know the subway – well [...]

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07 September 2011 ~ View Comments

The Hunt for the Perfect Boyfriend is Complete…Thanks Google!

Where would we all be without Google? Most likely, we’d be sitting alone on our couches staring at our white walls. Well, it’s time to tip our hats once again to Google for making it easier than ever to get a boyfriend who is attentive, loves our friends and family and remembers everything we say! [...]

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25 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Creeper Alert! Jim Carrey Makes a Pass at Emma Stone

Jim Carrey has publicly announced his love for Emma Stone…on his website…classy! He proclaimed the following: “Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we’d laugh all day long, go camping and [...]

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11 August 2011 ~ View Comments

‘Guide to Cuddling’ Video with John Stamos and Bob Saget

OK, John Stamos is pretty hot … but OMG watching him cuddle with Bob Saget is so awkward!

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26 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Old Spice Guy & Fabio Start YouTube Duel

Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa and Fabio are going “Mano a Mano in el Baño” to see who is the ultimate Old Spice Guy. Challenge numero uno: write the perfect love letter. Fabio went for a “music song that speak to the heart,” with hilariously cheesy beats and a “Fabiooo” whisper at the end. Old [...]

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21 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Male Models Lip-Synch, Dance to ‘A Little Less Conversation’

Just a little Thursday eye candy, shot on the streets of Milan and Paris:

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