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19 July 2011 ~ View Comments

They’re ba-ack! Watch the Jersey Shore Season 4 Trailer

Snooki rear-ends a police car, Ronnie brawls with The Situation and puts him in the hospital, and other fights and hookups abound. You know, the usual drama … but this time in Florence, Italy! The first episode airs August 4 on MTV. Get More: Jersey Shore (Season 3), MTV Shows

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13 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Anderson Cooper Performs Dramatic Reading of Snooki’s First Novel

Snooki signed a second book deal yesterday for her novel Gorilla Beach, due May 2012. Does she even read books? Anywayz, we digress. The news of the deal prompted Anderson Cooper to read excerpts from her first novel, A Shore Thing, in sultry voice backed by cheesy music. Here is one choice selection from the [...]

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12 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Mila Kunis Accepts Marine’s Invite to Ball

A gutsy Marine posted a YouTube video asking Mila Kunis to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, N.C., on November 18. And last weekend she said yes! Sgt. Scott Moore, currently stationed in Afghanistan, has Mila’s Friends with Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake to thank. JT put Mila on the spot during an [...]

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07 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Here Comes the Bride … On a Zipline

Kudos for creativity, but maybe the couple should have practiced their timing?

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30 June 2011 ~ View Comments

MSNBC Pundit Calls Obama a ‘Dick’, Gets Suspended

Time editor and TV analyst Mark Halperin called President Obama a “dick” on this morning’s broadcast of “Morning Joe” on MSNBC. Apparently there was some confusion over whether the 7-second delay was in place. Though Halperin apologized, MSNBC decided to suspend him indefinitely. Yeah dude, you might want to keep those types of comments to [...]

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29 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Douchebag Assassin

The Douchebag Assassin takes on a spray-tanned, Ed Hardy-wearing loser in this video from comedy group The Second City Network. Douchebag: “Do you know who I am?” Girl: “Nobody.” Douchebag: “My father produced the second Nickelback album.” Girl: “So … nobody.” LOL.

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20 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Young Girls Worry About Being Fat

For our blog post today, we’re going to take a break from the usual douchebag bashing, and write about something pertaining more to women and our self-image. Today, Good Morning America featured a story about a 6 year old girl who already exhibits worry about her self-image and body. Watching the video was absolutely heart-breaking. [...]

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09 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Cat Lover Seeks Soulmate

Dating is hard. Let’s be real. Many women have come to realize that there is a cesspool of douchebags out there that you must wade through in order to find a half-way decent man. The way you go about your man hunt is entirely up to you, whether it be online dating or traditional. We [...]

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06 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Kanye’s “Monster” Video

Six months after the initial leak, Kanye West has released the final version of his music video “Monster” featuring Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, and Jay Z. The video is laden with misogyny, scantily-clad women, and disturbingly morbid images, among other things. All reason enough for Kanye to include a disclaimer which reads, “The following content [...]

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26 May 2011 ~ View Comments

Justin Bieber’s Official Perfume Commercial

Prepare to be mesmerized. The official commercial for Justin Bieber’s fragrance, Someday, is out. The commercial is a strange montage of mystical, semi-sensual teenage day-dreaming and awkward Peter Pan-esque soaring. We’re not really sure what they’re getting at with this, or how it relates to it’s name “Someday” but either way, we’re pretty sure a bazillion squealing teenage [...]

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