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30 October 2009 ~ Comments Off

Local News Anchors are Creepy, Embarrasing

Local news station KXVO in Omaha, NE has a traditional “pumpkin dance” involving a guy in too tight black spandex and a pumpkin head. A little too similar to this…

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30 October 2009 ~ View Comments

Gangsta Sesame Street Remix

The Yip Yips invade and sing MOP’s “Ante Up.” No, I don’t really know what’s going on either.

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29 October 2009 ~ Comments Off

We Are Douchebags

We Are Douchebags – watch more funny videos

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28 October 2009 ~ View Comments

New Ms. Taken Video: Twilight Parody “Unwanted”

This is it! A brand new video we like to call “Unwanted: Undead or Alive” What do you think? Check out our website for it as well.

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27 October 2009 ~ Comments Off

Epic Parking Accident

I don’t understand how this guy doesn’t see his truck moving. It doesn’t quite beat this one though. And the a**hole drives away!

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26 October 2009 ~ View Comments

Stupidest Kid Ever Tasers Himself on Video

The best part is the last 20 or so seconds where…well, I’ll just let you watch. EMBED-Kid Tests New Taser On Himself – Watch more free videos

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23 October 2009 ~ View Comments

So You Think You Can Dance? Douchebag Danceoff

So you think you can dance? Because…you can’t. When douchebags try to act cute it usually just looks dumb. They’re trying pretty hard though, but the sass and fabulousness might be a bit much.

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22 October 2009 ~ Comments Off

Shane Sings Five Octaves. Or Maybe One.

Shane serenades us with his illustrious singing ability. Bravo!

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21 October 2009 ~ View Comments

Impromptu Musical at Grocery Stores Makes People Happy

I like the lady holding up the cell phone, thinking she’s cool cause she caught it on video. But seriously, this kind of stuff is really cool and makes my day. Almost makes me forget I’m shopping at a crappy grocery store.

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20 October 2009 ~ Comments Off

Guy Barely Missed by Car and Bus Collision

Guy barely makes it out with his life. His pants probably didn’t though (he soiled himself). In Soviet Russia, bus board you!

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