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23 May 2011 ~ View Comments

The Douche-proof Dude

From looking at this picture  it’s hard to believe this guy didn’t turn into the biggest douche.  Just in, Justin Timberlake is awesome!  O.K. so this may not be breaking news but while you were out Saturday night Timeberlake put forth another amazing SNL performance.  It’s true, we spend most of our time here bagging [...]

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17 May 2011 ~ View Comments

National Pack Rat Day

It’s the unofficial holiday for late spring cleaning, a time to streamline with the hopes of actually keeping the junk drawer junk-free (good luck) and a time to pass your gently used everythings on to their next homes.

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16 May 2011 ~ View Comments

Douchebag 101: How to Kiss like a Creep

For all aspiring douchebags out there who really want to make sure to creep a nice girl out, we’ve got the video for you. Make sure to watch the technique carefully and if necessary take notes. Ladies be warned. This may make you want to puke in your mouth!

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12 May 2011 ~ View Comments

“Douche Bagged”: Second City Takes on the Dbag

We here at Ms. Taken don’t advocate violence — even against creepers — but we did thoroughly enjoy this douchebag depiction from the comic geniuses at Second City. (Though, if this were real life, that woman would have just kept on jogging. We hope.)

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11 May 2011 ~ View Comments

The cycle of douchebaggery

After watching this, I was shocked to experience a feeling that I’ve never felt before about the famously douchey cast member of Jersey Shore, “The Situation”–something akin to sympathy. Daddy Situation is obviously jealous of his son’s success as he tries to outdouche him in this video, but instead ends up looking pathetic. Apparently the [...]

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04 May 2011 ~ View Comments

Yep, Jesse James is Still a Douche

Jesse James, one of the country’s most notorious exes, is on tour promoting his new memoir, “American Outlaw.” In an interview with “Nightline,” Jesse talks about cheating on Sandra Bullock, the effect of his actions and life with his fiancée, reality star Kat Von D. When asked if he thought it was hurtful that he moved [...]

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28 April 2011 ~ View Comments

The Answer to “Babe, Will You Make Me a Sandwich?”

Sick of your lazy-ass boyfriend asking you to make him lunch? Send him this EZ Grill video and tell him to fry up his own Grilled Cheesus in a few easy steps.

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15 April 2011 ~ View Comments

BBC Human Planet: The Douche

Learn the nature of the douche and help others learn about this dangerous predator by sharing this video.

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13 April 2011 ~ View Comments

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You’re Having Sex With Him

Hey listen up ladies!

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12 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Lady Gaga’s Down for the Count…And She’s Up!

Lady Gaga recently stopped in Houston for her Monster Ball tour where she most likely performed in front of a sold out crowd of 10-20 thousand people. What she probably didn’t plan for was falling off of her Grand Piano while performing one of her songs. It was all caught on video, obviously. Lady Gaga [...]

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